He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure…
Author: Joke Poo
[Need help with] a tagline for a hypothetical company
Suppose a company (a hypothetical company making for my gf as a joke for anniversary) that provides boyfriend services. It's website provides services like 1 hr snuggle time with 10 kisses free…
Haste!
Some old English dude told me to do this Okay, I’ll need the original joke to work with. You didn’t provide the joke "Haste!" that you mentioned. However, I can create a…
Who sang that song “he was a baker boy”?
Avril leaven Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo Who directed that film, "The Sound of Music: In Space"? Mel Brooks and…
In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end.
Thank God they changed it. That would have been a Buzz kill. Joke Poo: Original Joke: In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end. Thank…
Son: I’m hungry!
Dad: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Dad: There's half a pi. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Astronaut: I’m feeling claustrophobic in this spaceship! Mission Control: Why? Astronaut: Because everything in…
Just found out I’m colorblind.
Came right out the purple. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your colorblind joke: Joke Poo: Just Diagnosed Just found out I’m addicted to collecting vintage toilet paper….
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…
I was Travelling in Europe….
and a guy asked me, 'if i've ever been in Turkey?' I said, 'No, but i fucked a chicken once.' Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My…
A few summers ago I got a job selling dictionaries door-to-door.
On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that…