Hookers get paid on time and are laid 'on'. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a programmer and a plumber?…
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How dose the Fantasy subterranean Railway keep its trains on schedule.
With a Metro-gnome Joke Poo: How does the Necromantic Sanitation Department keep its undead cleanup crew motivated? With a Morale-ghoul! Alright, let’s dissect this subterranean silliness! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup:…
A thought about Jehovah’s Witnesses and Halloween.
So, Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door. Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Nightmare So, Accountants don’t celebrate April Fool’s Day. I guess they…
My grandma said the secret to happiness was to start each day with a clean slate. She did it better than anyone I know
Mostly because of the dementia. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your grandma joke, titled “Joke Poo: Erasure”: Joke Poo: Erasure My professor said the secret to success…
What do you call a porn movie about Emperor Palpatine?
In-Sidious. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Palpatine pun: Joke Poo: What do you call a YouTube tutorial about changing diapers? In-continent. Alright, let’s dissect this “In-Sidious”…
Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gandhi joke: Joke Poo: Professor Plum’s Predicament Professor Plum, known…
What do a witness and a carpenter have in common?
Answer: They both saw things. What do an eavesdropper and a sheepdog have in common? Answer: They both heard/heard you. Tried to post to r/riddles but the mods have had it under…
Giuseppe was the best fisherman in town,
always reeling in the biggest catch. One day, the new game warden hears about him and spots Giuseppe at the local coffee shop. They hit it off, and Giuseppe invites the warden…
My therapist told me I need to stop constantly asking for reassurance
but I don't do that, right? Original Joke: My therapist told me I need to stop constantly asking for reassurance, but I don’t do that, right? Joke Poo: The AI Assist My…
Major Kira Nerys might be considered a 6 on Risa
But she’s a DS9. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Major Kira Nerys joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Data’s Disappointment Q: Lore…