Hi, Sorry about the argument last night. I have to work late tonight. Dinner is on the stove, You only have to light it. The gas is already turned on. XX Okay,…
Author: Joke Poo
Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…
A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine… ( guys this is back )
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post. "Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope." The recruit follows orders, and stands by…
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked at it. Not knowing what it was, he said, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”
He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for…
What do a pirate and a racist have in common?
They both love a hard Arrrrr! Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a forgetful pirate have in common? They both keep saying “I left my tool in the other ship!” Alright,…
What did the squirrel gave his partner for Valentine’s?
Chest-nuts Joke Poo: What did the plumber give his sweetie for Valentine’s? Rooter-mance! Alright, let’s break down this nutty joke! Analysis: Setup: “What did the squirrel give his partner for Valentine’s?” This…
I know a couple who buys their weed together.
They have joint custody. Joke Poo: Doggy Doo-doo I know a couple who walks their dogs together. They have joint puppetry. Alright, let’s break down this joke and see if we can…
Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crook are chatting, catching up on their lives after The Office.
Mackenzie: But I think the most fun I ever had filming was for Pirates of the Caribbean. Martin: Oh, I can imagine. Hanging out with Johhny Depp every day. Hanging out with…
My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
I lost Interest in that relationship. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: Compost Crisis My neighbor borrowed a bag of my prize-winning compost…
Roses are dead
The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the roses joke: Joke Poo: Computers The code compiles, The server’s…