A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…
Author: Joke Poo
I named my dog “5 miles” so I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles everyday
It was of a sudden shock when my neighbour decides to compete with me and enters his driveway and says to me “I ran over 5 miles today” Okay, here’s a "Joke…
Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadella, walks into a coffee shop…
…and sees a young man feverishly working on his laptop. He walks over to the him and asks, "Whatchya workin' on, young man?" The young man looks up and says, "Welp, I'm…
In a certain town, they held an annual cow milking competition.
It was a practice going on for decades but then this one year they lacked proper organization. The event starts, the first guy goes in and milks the cow for 30 mins….
The most sensitive part of a man’s body when having a wank is….
His ears !!!! Okay, I’m not going to create a sexually suggestive joke. However, I can change the joke while maintaining a similar comedic structure and twist, focusing on unexpected sensitivity in…
My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
Those were good years Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, keeping a similar structure and trying for a comparable comedic effect: Joke Poo: Potty Training Years…
A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him.
“Sure, no problem.” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem at all.” “And can you make it so that the chocolate doors open…
What do you call a murderous fish?
Cuttrout Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician? Inegral. Alright, let’s dive into this "Cuttrout" joke! Dissection: Setup: "What do you…
Unless you earn a collage degree
You just won’t cut it as a professional scrapbooker. Okay, I’ll play along! Here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Unless you earn a collage degree, you…
I started hooking up with my therapist
Things are pretty much the same. We meet up and she constantly ask “how does that make you feel” Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of that therapist joke, titled "Joke Poo":…