They’re both bodybuilders. Joke Poo: What do a goldfish and a politician have in common? They both circle the bowl and occasionally spit out something that vaguely resembles food. Okay, let’s analyze…
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What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….
My neighbors banged on my door last night
Luckily I just upgraded to the Ring HD w/ color night vision. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your starting joke, titled "Accidental Delivery": Title: Accidental Delivery My new drone delivered…
What stores do stormtroopers go to?
They'll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What stores do stormtroopers go to? They’ll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: What kind of coffee do dentists avoid? Anything…
Scientists have determined that Redditors have sufficiently mutated from Homo Sapiens to be reclassified
We are now our own sub-species Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: Scientists have determined that Redditors have sufficiently mutated from Homo Sapiens to be reclassified. We are now our own sub-species….
Back in the 1980s, a reporter from NYC called Moscow
and asked, "Is it true that under communism, grain grows like telegraph poles?" "In principle, yes. We don't quite have the size yet, but the spacing is right already." Joke Poo: Silicon…
Three dogs – Command, Conquer, and Control – are at a research laboratory when they are put back in the kennel after a long day of testing.
With his mind alone, Command levitates a pen and paper off the nearby desk, and writes on it, "So did today's training suck or what?" Conquer simply speaks! "It was particularly brutal…
I accidentally swallowed my watch yesterday.
The only thing I could do was sit there and pass the time. Joke Poo: I Accidentally Swallowed a Grammar Book I accidentally swallowed a grammar book yesterday. The only thing I…
Two seventy-year-old friends meet one has a girlfriend in her 20’s
They all go to get a bite. When the 20-something girlfriend excuses herself to use the bathroom, The first one has to ask, "I'm so impressed! How did you land such a…
this is a UDP joke.
i don't care if you get it. Okay, I understand the "UDP joke" concept – unreliable delivery, and the "I don’t care if you get it" punchline. Here’s my attempt at a…