One vegan a day is enough for her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your cat/vegan joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Investment I put my accountant on a…
Author: Joke Poo
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story: “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he…
My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
I said, Let's see, mercury is in uranus right now. He said, I am not in this astrology stuff. Me: Me neither, my thermometer just broke. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Horoscope My…
One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida. Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time. Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain…
In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
A man and his wife were deeply in love, always holding hands, on the couch, on the bed, in public and in private. They expressed their feelings through this simple action for…
These tropical birds stole my beer…
Two cans. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: These Garden Gnomes Stole My Sausage These garden gnomes stole my sausage… Two links. Okay, let’s analyze this joke:…
The Sentence
An 80 year old man is brought before the court for shoplifting. This was his third offense and the sentencing guidelines called for a sentence of 15 to 20 years. The judge…
Good news/bad news
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Oh no! What’s the bad news? Doctor: Yoy only have three months to live. Patient: Oh wow – so what’s the good news…
Bad luck Dave
There was a guy named Dave, whose life was just a long string of bad luck. Lost jobs, broken phones, every vending machine he touched ate his money. The guy even got…