I lost Interest in that relationship. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: Compost Crisis My neighbor borrowed a bag of my prize-winning compost…
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Roses are dead
The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the roses joke: Joke Poo: Computers The code compiles, The server’s…
On an RAF station in East Africa in the early 1930s…
The Station Commander somehow managed to get hold of a very elderly lion, nearly blind, with hardly a tooth in his head. He called it "Clarence", and with care and gentle management…
Experiment Gone Wrong
Scientists took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He says : 2,4,6,8,10 They put the left half back in and removed the right…
Judge: This court is now in session
Defense Attorney: Your honor, if it is true that you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your…
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What has 2 scoops and gives people the runs? …An ice cream truck. Alright, let’s dissect…
Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.
A combination of skill and luck, i won every time. Badly scratched, but won. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that takes the original and gives it a… fresh twist: Joke…
The university’s Humanities and Communication course has very difficult tests.
Last semester's exam was all rhetorical questions. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo The dog grooming academy’s advanced styling course has very challenging practical…
A family takes a trip to Disney World.
After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waves and says, “Goodbye, Minnie.” Dad waves and cries,…
Old man getting a complete physical…
An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…