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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

I lost Interest in that relationship. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: Compost Crisis My neighbor borrowed a bag of my prize-winning compost…

Roses are dead

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the roses joke: Joke Poo: Computers The code compiles, The server’s…

On an RAF station in East Africa in the early 1930s…

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Station Commander somehow managed to get hold of a very elderly lion, nearly blind, with hardly a tooth in his head. He called it "Clarence", and with care and gentle management…

Experiment Gone Wrong

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Scientists took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He says : 2,4,6,8,10 They put the left half back in and removed the right…

Judge: This court is now in session

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Defense Attorney: Your honor, if it is true that you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your…

What has 2 butts and kills people?

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

An assassin Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What has 2 scoops and gives people the runs? …An ice cream truck. Alright, let’s dissect…

Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

A combination of skill and luck, i won every time. Badly scratched, but won. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that takes the original and gives it a… fresh twist: Joke…

The university’s Humanities and Communication course has very difficult tests.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Last semester's exam was all rhetorical questions. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo The dog grooming academy’s advanced styling course has very challenging practical…

A family takes a trip to Disney World.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waves and says, “Goodbye, Minnie.” Dad waves and cries,…

Old man getting a complete physical…

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!

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