Legend has it, she laughs at all your jokes and loves you right, if you're funny. They all want their shot, but its an hour long dive. To pass the time, they…
Author: Joke Poo
The greenhouse banned the playing of all percussion instruments in their facility, effective immediately.
No more beating around the bush. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Aquarium The aquarium announced a strict "no flash photography" policy around…
A man rents a room.
He pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal white bread, using the last night's…
I Asked My Dad His Opinion on Abortion
"Why don't you ask your sister" he replied. "But I don't have a sis…" Joke Poo: I Asked My Dog His Opinion on Leaving the Vet "Why don’t you ask the cat?"…
Our new neighbor Brian, kisses his wife Goodbye, everytime he leaves for work. My wife is pissed because i never do that.
So I kissed Brian's wife and my wife filed for a divorce out of nowhere. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar…
My teacher told me that I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia…
but so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase. So Fuck you Mr. Peterson. Joke Poo: My therapist told me I’d never be a good comedian because of my crippling anxiety……
Why are proctologists such good lie detectors?
Because they know if you are full of shit Joke Poo: Why are plumbers terrible gamblers? Because they always know when the pot is full of crap, but never trust their gut….
I have a polish friend who works as an MC
I have a Czech one too. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, based on your original. Joke Poo: I got a German who is a professional gardener I got a German who…
U2 was playing a show in Glasgow…
…at the end of Beautiful Day, Bono shushes the crowd and starts snapping his fingers into the microphone, "snap….snap…..snap…." The crowd quiets, "….snap…..snap…" Bono speaks into the mic, keeping the snapping of…
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, 10 dead Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the "Pun enters a room…" joke: Joke Poo: Dad Joke’s Day Off Dad Joke enters a room, kills all conversation. Alright, let’s…