Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…
Author: Joke Poo
What do you have if you have one large green ball in your left hand and one large green ball in your right hand?
The undivided attention of the Hulk. Joke Poo: What do you have if you have a tiny, shimmering, almost invisible speck of fairy dust in your left hand and a tiny, shimmering,…
One my 11 year old daughter made up – What kind of shoes do dogs wear?
Barkenstocks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your daughter’s clever pun: Joke Poo: What kind of underwear do cats wear? Catty Bloomers! Alright, let’s break down this "Barkenstocks"…
My favorite Soviet era joke:
Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third…
The world champion baker retired from bread-making
They said they had nothing left to prove. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled accordingly: Original Joke: The world champion baker retired from bread-making….
I first met me wife in unisex bathroom. She was in one cubicle and I was in the next…..
It was love at first shite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "The IT Upgrade": The IT Upgrade I first encountered our new AI assistant during a system-wide…
A Stormtrooper just passed away
He will be missed by his friends and family Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled joke, altering the key elements…
Rural Indian kid Joke
A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…
I asked a chicken what kind of books he liked to read
He told me he's a big fan of poultry Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your chicken joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Connoisseur I asked a worm what kind of literature…
I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.
But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…