Women understand women and they hate each other! Credit: Al Bundy Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing off the Al Bundy joke you provided: Joke Poo: Don’t Try To Understand Algorithms…
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Our physics teacher promised us a field trip.
So she turned on a generator. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your physics teacher joke: Joke Poo: The Paleontologist’s Excursion Our Paleontology professor promised us an immersive dig site experience….
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
She asks for a glass of cold water and an ashtray. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the smoking hot woman joke, playing on the expectation of the…
Blonde Cop
A blonde driver gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop says, "License and registration please." The driver, being blonde, expresses confusion about the license. The cop says, "You know, that…
My friend told me he was surprised The Exorcist didn’t become a popular franchise.
I told him, what did you expect? Possession is 9/10ths of the lore. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Accountant My friend told me he was surprised my accountant didn’t get…
My friend Maria told me she has a terminal case of the clap.
I said “You’re a goner, Ria.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Ode to Code": Title: Ode to Code My programmer friend said he wrote…
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old…
You can only pick 2
Happiness, Being right, Being married Okay, I can only pick 2 from the list "Happiness, Being right, Being married." I choose: Being right and Being married. Here’s the original joke (I need…
What does Subway and a bad tinder date have in common?
You walk in with the promise 6 inches of hot beef. You end up with 3 limp inches of lukewarm mystery meat and you have to pay for your own drink. Okay,…
A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.
After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…