She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…
Author: Joke Poo
A man walks into a nightclub.
He goes to the dance floor with three ladies, and says to them, "If I can guess the colour of your underwear you have to dance with me." His shoe is shiny…
A man is at a bar, chatting with the bartender, when the topic of sex comes up.
This guy, drunk off his ass on Blue Moon beer, accidentally confesses that he is a pervert who likes to cum in other people's food without them knowing. He says he does…
What is true about every great leader, from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln, that sets them apart from you or me?
They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…
I took a friend to see a charity play of Humpty Dumpty
After play was over, I asked him what he thought of the show. And he said he didn't like it because he hates off the wall comedy. Joke Poo: The Construction Foreman…
This is the speech that JFK gave to Marilyn Monroe on their first night:
"We went to my room not because it was easy, we went to my room because it was hard." (I’m a touring comedian, will be in Chicago Sunday if you want to…
Why are aquarium’s so strict?
There is always something fishy going on Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why are diaper companies always so secretive? Because they’re constantly covering up a whole lot of crap!…
I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…
A man sits down
A man sits down next to an attractive woman at a bus stop and asks her “can I smell your pussy?” She says no and slaps him. He responds “oh it must…
Today I found out that I’m destined to be a lousy parent.
Social services came and took my inner child. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Data Dump Today I discovered I’m destined to be…