…kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' – – – I'd say 'Yeah? – – – – – When?' —Bill Hicks Joke Poo:…
Author: Joke Poo
A young man was in a tragic car accident, and he lost the front half of both feet. A few days later his girlfriend dumped him.
She said they couldn’t be together anymore because she was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo An astronaut…
You hear about that heist at the French museum?
You win some; you Lourve some Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Flush of Genius You hear about the plumber’s masterpiece exhibited at the art gallery? …They said it was a…
Why did the sith lord have sore knees?
Darthritis. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Darth Vader knee joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure and a bit of absurdity: Joke Poo: Why did the…
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
Because they change them so often. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, attempting to capture a similar kind of surprising twist: Joke Poo: Why do…
My ex needs a kidney transplant
And I’m not worried, cause she has never rejected an organ Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the kidney transplant joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My prize-winning rose bush needs…
I got kicked out and banned from the local Laser Tag arena
Apparently, they frown on you using a knife to save ammo Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, inspired by your Laser Tag joke: Joke Poo: The Library Late Fee I got suspended…
A man is driving to an important meeting. He’s running late, completely stressed, and can’t find a parking spot anywhere.
In desperation, he looks up to the sky and says, "Lord, please help me find a parking spot. If you do, I swear I'll quit drinking and go to church every single…
An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep
God tells him "Because you've served me so faithfully, you've been granted a reward: you can ask me any three questions." The priest ponders this a bit, as he doesn't want to…
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work.
They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll…