Last semester's exam was all rhetorical questions. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo The dog grooming academy’s advanced styling course has very challenging practical…
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A family takes a trip to Disney World.
After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waves and says, “Goodbye, Minnie.” Dad waves and cries,…
Old man getting a complete physical…
An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…
How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two but they don't like it when you watch, pervert… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Title: Joke Poo How many toddlers does it take to change…
Maynard says to his buddy, “Hey Bubba, long time, no see! Whatcha been up to?”
Bubba says, "Well, my wife is having another baby!" Maynard says, "Congratulations, dude! Do you know what it is?" And bubba says, "Yeah. It's like a person, only smaller." Joke Poo: The…
I thought it would be a Good Idea to get my affairs in order.
First there was Sonja, then Suzy, Pamela, Dee, Donna, . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I thought…
The crop rotation program went terribly.
There's just not enough chlorophyll in the roots. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Rot”: Title: Data Rot The server migration went disastrously. There’s…
Why are tall people always so well rested?
They sleep longer in bed. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers always carry so many plungers? They want to be…
A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
He replied, “No, I quit.” Joke Poo: The Crypto Miner This guy always ran two powerful computer rigs at the same time, blasting through electricity. If anyone ever asked him why, he…