They sleep longer in bed. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers always carry so many plungers? They want to be…
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A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
He replied, “No, I quit.” Joke Poo: The Crypto Miner This guy always ran two powerful computer rigs at the same time, blasting through electricity. If anyone ever asked him why, he…
A hunter went on a hunting trip to Tanzania.
He wanted to challenge himself by taking on the king of animals: a lion. After the first few days with no success the man decides to go to a known spot where…
Why do killer whales never go on blind dates?
It’s too orcaward Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the whale joke, titled, of course, “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Why don’t they let seagulls fly planes anymore? It’s too gullible!…
I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read
“One day this could be you.” I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he is right . Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Motivational Speaker I listened…
Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat
When did this start? When I was a kid. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the goat joke: Joke Poo: The Therapist and the Toilet Paper A patient…
A man buys a newspaper
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of The New York Times, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of…
Did you hear about the politician who revealed that he was gay?
He came out of the cabinet Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your example, aiming for a similar structure and type of humor: Joke Poo: The Closet Organizer Did you hear…
What is an “ephebophile”?
A pedophile with a thesaurus. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: What is “Coprophilia”? A philosopher with a potty mouth. Alright, let’s dive…