In desperation, he looks up to the sky and says, "Lord, please help me find a parking spot. If you do, I swear I'll quit drinking and go to church every single…
Author: Joke Poo
An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep
God tells him "Because you've served me so faithfully, you've been granted a reward: you can ask me any three questions." The priest ponders this a bit, as he doesn't want to…
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work.
They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll…
Sir, you can’t bring 20 pounds of putrid animal flesh onto the flight. You’ll have to leave it behind.
"Oh, that?" said the vulture. "That's just my carrion." Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum “Excuse me, madam, I can’t allow you to bring that three-foot-tall mound of steaming compost onto the plane….
Elton John is good at piano
And sucks on the organ Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the Elton John one, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Title: Garth Brooks Garth Brooks is a great singer, But struggles…
My son told me the other day that green sea turtles are no longer endangered.
I said: “Well, there is a lesson there son. We can accomplish incredible things with determination, hard work and a little paint”. Joke Poo: My daughter told me the other day that…
I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time today.
I was shocked! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke: Joke Poo: I Checked My Colonoscopy Results and My Lottery Ticket I checked my colonoscopy results and…
An elderly priest dies and is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.
"Father Mulgrew, we've been expecting you," says the saint. "Please go with this angel. We've got you a lovely little retirement shack on the edge of the woods. It's a humble little…
Grammar Joke: What’s the difference between, “My parents’ house.” and “My parent’s house.”
My dad just died. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Grammar Joke: Joke Poo: Emoji Joke What’s the difference between “Sending you ❤️❤️” and “Sending you ❤️”?…
What happened before the Big Bang?
God standing with his fingers in his ears. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What happened before the Great Flush? The Toilet standing with its flapper open, humming to itself. Okay, let’s…