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Why are tall people always so well rested?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

They sleep longer in bed. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers always carry so many plungers? They want to be…

A husband and wife go to a restaurant.

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…

This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He replied, “No, I quit.” Joke Poo: The Crypto Miner This guy always ran two powerful computer rigs at the same time, blasting through electricity. If anyone ever asked him why, he…

A hunter went on a hunting trip to Tanzania.

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wanted to challenge himself by taking on the king of animals: a lion. After the first few days with no success the man decides to go to a known spot where…

Why do killer whales never go on blind dates?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s too orcaward Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the whale joke, titled, of course, “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Why don’t they let seagulls fly planes anymore? It’s too gullible!…

I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

“One day this could be you.” I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he is right . Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Motivational Speaker I listened…

Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

When did this start? When I was a kid. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the goat joke: Joke Poo: The Therapist and the Toilet Paper A patient…

A man buys a newspaper

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of The New York Times, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of…

Did you hear about the politician who revealed that he was gay?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He came out of the cabinet Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your example, aiming for a similar structure and type of humor: Joke Poo: The Closet Organizer Did you hear…

What is an “ephebophile”?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A pedophile with a thesaurus. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: What is “Coprophilia”? A philosopher with a potty mouth. Alright, let’s dive…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?

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