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What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Joke Poo: What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef? …A C++uisine Expert!

Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They sell more tickets And the Jokepoo writer wrote this : Original Joke: Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops? They sell more tickets. New Joke: Why do gardeners have bigger…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from…

An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!" The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
  • Golfing and a Genie
  • Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.
  • Golfers are so respectful
  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.
  • What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
  • I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
  • Chapter and Verse
  • I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
  • A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
  • A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
  • A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
  • “Bear with me”
  • What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
  • “Are you taking any medications?”
  • Training Day At The Gas Station
  • How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.
  • A young reporter went to a retirement home
  • A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.
  • My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
  • Due to a recent surge in mining activities, the logistical network has been overwhelmed in my area.
  • Which movie actor also knows how to code?
  • Bridget Jones is to be celebrated with a new 200kg statue in London’s Leicester Square…
  • The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
  • Just watching Alien vs Predator…
  • Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?
  • Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
  • Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…
  • A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”
  • How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
  • I got complimented on my parking today
  • NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
  • A physicist is walking past a building…
  • A mistress is like a grenade.
  • Sorry Alliens
  • The Skinny Lumberjack
  • What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
  • I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • A family goes on vacation to the beach in southern Mexico.
  • What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?

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