He came out of the cabinet Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your example, aiming for a similar structure and type of humor: Joke Poo: The Closet Organizer Did you hear…
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What is an “ephebophile”?
A pedophile with a thesaurus. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: What is “Coprophilia”? A philosopher with a potty mouth. Alright, let’s dive…
I asked a man wearing sunglasses if he wanted to see a magic trick.
He said he would love to see anything. Okay, here’s a joke based on your request, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I asked a dog with a cone of shame if he…
An irascible old farmer named Hu…
…discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn’t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help….
Many mathematics majors enjoy BDSM, which makes sense…
After all, they're already fans of LaTeX and knots. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your math/BDSM joke: Joke Poo: Many Software Engineers enjoy gardening, which makes sense……
My therapist told me that getting over a breakup is worse than getting over a cocaine addiction.
So now I'm looking for some cocaine. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Garden Fertilizer My botanist told me that getting rid of a weed…
Old lady in the wind
In the middle of a fierce windstorm today, I walked by an old lady. She was using both hands to hold a hat on her head. I noticed her dress was also…
The police department has a Crime Division.
I wonder what all the other divisions are doing. Joke Poo: Plumbing Division The city’s public works department has a Plumbing Division. I wonder what the leak of the other divisions are….
What do you call a broke chef?
A panhandler Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with no legs? A butt scratcher. Alright, let’s dive into the comedy casserole that is “What do you call a broke chef?…
I hate to have to make a post like this but can we seriously stop making jokes about Helen Keller?
Seriously, every joke I’ve seen about her has been senseless. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Hate To Clean My Room I hate to make a big deal out of it,…