Because it’ll ruin Themyscira. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Wonder Woman joke: Joke Poo: Why Doesn’t Aquaman Complain About Bad Restaurant Service? Because he doesn’t want to make a…
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I’ve started selling second hand watches on eBay
The number of complaints I've had, asking where the minute and hour hands are… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your watch joke, titled “Used Typewriters Online”: Title:…
What did the concerned mother shark tell her vegetarian son, who went to Bali to reinvent himself?
"Eat prey, love." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that shark joke, titled “Emu-otional Support”: Title: Emu-otional Support Joke: What did the exasperated zookeeper say to the overly…
We used to have empires, run by emperors.
Then we had kingdoms, run by kings. Now we have countries, run by… Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Corporate Climb We used to have small businesses, run by entrepreneurs. Then we…
I did an MRI scan of my brain
And they found nothing. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your MRI joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I sent my stand-up routine in for analysis… and they said it was…
What do Hispanics call a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume?
Gourdita Joke Poo: What do programmers call a function that always returns an error? …A Buggy Back-end! Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do Hispanics call a chubby…
I was wondering why the truck that was carrying dish soap coming at me wasn’t stopping
And then it Dawned on me! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the dish soap joke: Title: Joke Poo I was wondering why the septic truck heading towards the town’s annual…
My parents walked in on me having sex today.
Seriously man, these two need to stop fucking all the time. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Conference Call My colleagues accidentally dialed…
A woman walks into a store and asks, “Can I have a watch for my husband, please ?”
Salesperson: "Sorry, we don't barter." Joke Poo: A snail slithers into a used car dealership and asks, “Can I get some racing stripes on this clunker, please?” Salesperson: “Sorry, we don’t cater…
My mother keeps confusing Jay-Z with 50 cent
I said that’s Ludacris Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Jay-Z/50 Cent joke, titled “Joke Poo: Literary Edition”: Joke Poo: Literary Edition My book club keeps confusing…