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The police department has a Crime Division.

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

I wonder what all the other divisions are doing. Joke Poo: Plumbing Division The city’s public works department has a Plumbing Division. I wonder what the leak of the other divisions are….

What do you call a broke chef?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A panhandler Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with no legs? A butt scratcher. Alright, let’s dive into the comedy casserole that is “What do you call a broke chef?…

I hate to have to make a post like this but can we seriously stop making jokes about Helen Keller?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Seriously, every joke I’ve seen about her has been senseless. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Hate To Clean My Room I hate to make a big deal out of it,…

What do Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers have in common?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both started out as a Packer and ended up a stealer. Joke Poo: What do my toilet and my dog have in common? Both started out as a place to deposit something,…

I finally leaned what E.T. is short for.

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s because he has tiny legs. Joke Poo: Title: I Finally Know Why Santa Uses Reindeer I finally learned why Santa uses reindeer to pull his sleigh… It’s because they’re already full…

I gave my friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday.

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

It went down well. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Gift I gifted my neighbor a specialized shovel designed for collecting dog droppings for their…

Did you hear about the Keto dieter that went to vegas?

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got thrown out of the buffet for carb counting. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Keto dieter joke: Joke Poo: The AI’s Error Did you hear…

My dad told me to look at the neighbor’s kid, how he doesn’t have a dad but still tops the exams.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I have started preparing too. The only question is, where do I hide my dad's body? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same dark…

A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…

I am outside empty changing rooms thinking…

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

People don't change! Joke Poo: Title: Stool Speculation I’m in the bathroom looking at a weirdly colored stool sample, thinking… Doctors don’t change! Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis:…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’

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