I wonder what all the other divisions are doing. Joke Poo: Plumbing Division The city’s public works department has a Plumbing Division. I wonder what the leak of the other divisions are….
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What do you call a broke chef?
A panhandler Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with no legs? A butt scratcher. Alright, let’s dive into the comedy casserole that is “What do you call a broke chef?…
I hate to have to make a post like this but can we seriously stop making jokes about Helen Keller?
Seriously, every joke I’ve seen about her has been senseless. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Hate To Clean My Room I hate to make a big deal out of it,…
What do Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers have in common?
Both started out as a Packer and ended up a stealer. Joke Poo: What do my toilet and my dog have in common? Both started out as a place to deposit something,…
I finally leaned what E.T. is short for.
It’s because he has tiny legs. Joke Poo: Title: I Finally Know Why Santa Uses Reindeer I finally learned why Santa uses reindeer to pull his sleigh… It’s because they’re already full…
I gave my friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday.
It went down well. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Gift I gifted my neighbor a specialized shovel designed for collecting dog droppings for their…
Did you hear about the Keto dieter that went to vegas?
He got thrown out of the buffet for carb counting. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Keto dieter joke: Joke Poo: The AI’s Error Did you hear…
My dad told me to look at the neighbor’s kid, how he doesn’t have a dad but still tops the exams.
So I have started preparing too. The only question is, where do I hide my dad's body? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same dark…
A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.
Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…
I am outside empty changing rooms thinking…
People don't change! Joke Poo: Title: Stool Speculation I’m in the bathroom looking at a weirdly colored stool sample, thinking… Doctors don’t change! Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis:…