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A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…

I am outside empty changing rooms thinking…

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

People don't change! Joke Poo: Title: Stool Speculation I’m in the bathroom looking at a weirdly colored stool sample, thinking… Doctors don’t change! Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis:…

A union man visits a Las Vegas Brothel.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The madame says "Can I help you sir?" and he says "Yeah, is this a union establishment?" The madame says "No sir." and he says "I only do business with union shops."…

I was at the park the other day, and somebody had this really tiny frisbee- as I stared at this thing, it started to grow bigger and bigger,

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

And then it hit me Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the frisbee joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Landfill I was volunteering at the landfill last weekend, sorting through recyclables,…

Admiral questions Captain

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

An Admiral, inspecting a ship, starts questioning the Captain. "You have an enemy submarine somewhere near you. How would you deal with it?" The Captain replied, "Depth charges, Sir." "You've run out…

OK, so naked running.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apparently this means running without GPS, music or any other tech. Wish I'd know this an hour ago… Joke Poo: Gluten-Free Running Apparently, this means running without energy gels, sports bars, or…

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gets taller. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when a plumber takes drain cleaner? He gets thinner. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Dissection: Setup: “What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?” This…

I totally clammed up during my X-ray appointment when I noticed how insanely gorgeous the technician was. She looked me straight in the eyes and asked if she made me nervous. I’m like, “Pffft… no, not at all…I’m fine!”

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

But she could see right through me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your X-ray joke: Joke Poo: The Security Screening I completely froze during my airport security…

When my son was about 5, he asked me where poo came from.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…

What is a Karen called in Europe?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”

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