Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…
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I am outside empty changing rooms thinking…
People don't change! Joke Poo: Title: Stool Speculation I’m in the bathroom looking at a weirdly colored stool sample, thinking… Doctors don’t change! Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis:…
A union man visits a Las Vegas Brothel.
The madame says "Can I help you sir?" and he says "Yeah, is this a union establishment?" The madame says "No sir." and he says "I only do business with union shops."…
I was at the park the other day, and somebody had this really tiny frisbee- as I stared at this thing, it started to grow bigger and bigger,
And then it hit me Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the frisbee joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Landfill I was volunteering at the landfill last weekend, sorting through recyclables,…
Admiral questions Captain
An Admiral, inspecting a ship, starts questioning the Captain. "You have an enemy submarine somewhere near you. How would you deal with it?" The Captain replied, "Depth charges, Sir." "You've run out…
OK, so naked running.
Apparently this means running without GPS, music or any other tech. Wish I'd know this an hour ago… Joke Poo: Gluten-Free Running Apparently, this means running without energy gels, sports bars, or…
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when a plumber takes drain cleaner? He gets thinner. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Dissection: Setup: “What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?” This…
I totally clammed up during my X-ray appointment when I noticed how insanely gorgeous the technician was. She looked me straight in the eyes and asked if she made me nervous. I’m like, “Pffft… no, not at all…I’m fine!”
But she could see right through me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your X-ray joke: Joke Poo: The Security Screening I completely froze during my airport security…
When my son was about 5, he asked me where poo came from.
I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…