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When my son was about 5, he asked me where poo came from.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…

What is a Karen called in Europe?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…

I went to Yale.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Oh yeah? What for?” “Yacking off at a Yiffy Lube.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Harvard Bound “I’m heading to Harvard this summer.”…

Serious illness

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy comes home from the doctor and says to his wife: – Darling! It’s bad news. The doctor said I have a serious illness and only half a day left. I…

How to stop a gossip

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.  Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough…

Which German brass instrument gives you the best bang for your buck?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A frugalhorn. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the frugalhorn joke, attempting to keep the same structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: Bear Necessities Which forest creature is notoriously bad at…

Ego and Superego what into a bar. The bartender says,…

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Hey you two, im going to need to see your id." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Ego and Superego joke: Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet and the…

Voted

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…

I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…

So many women have completely given up on dating these days

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

At least, that's the feedback I keep getting after first dates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo So many squirrels have…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.

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