I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…
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What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…
I went to Yale.
“Oh yeah? What for?” “Yacking off at a Yiffy Lube.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Harvard Bound “I’m heading to Harvard this summer.”…
Serious illness
A guy comes home from the doctor and says to his wife: – Darling! It’s bad news. The doctor said I have a serious illness and only half a day left. I…
How to stop a gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough…
Which German brass instrument gives you the best bang for your buck?
A frugalhorn. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the frugalhorn joke, attempting to keep the same structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: Bear Necessities Which forest creature is notoriously bad at…
Ego and Superego what into a bar. The bartender says,…
"Hey you two, im going to need to see your id." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Ego and Superego joke: Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet and the…
Voted
A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…
I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party
I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…
So many women have completely given up on dating these days
At least, that's the feedback I keep getting after first dates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo So many squirrels have…