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Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…

I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…

So many women have completely given up on dating these days

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

At least, that's the feedback I keep getting after first dates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo So many squirrels have…

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

And her boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Bin A gardener, covered…

A General Questions a Soldier

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Asking him, “if you have 20 enemies running at you, what will you do?” “I will take my uzi and I will shoot them down, sir!” He responds “And if you have…

During my travels through Asia, I had a chance to eat all kinds of exotic foods, including organ meats.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was offal. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your “Offal” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo During my deep dive into waste management systems for a documentary, I had the…

Why are trans men so well traveled?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they spent most of their lives abroad. Joke Poo: Why Are Compost Toilets So Well-Read? Because they’ve been through so many digests. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see…

My neighbor

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

My neighbor, an elderly man suffering from Alzheimer's, who stands at his front door every morning calling his wife. Every morning I go over to him and explain that his wife has…

I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament…

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I failed…it is really hard to find good players…. Joke Poo: Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters… I failed…the menu was just too limited. Alright, let’s…

My boss suspected his wife was cheating, so he told me to follow her and tape her for evidence. After my work was done, he asked how it went.

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told him, “It was tough at the start, but once she ran out of breath, it was easier to tape her to the chair.” Joke Poo: The Taxidermist My boss suspected…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”

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