A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…
Author: Joke Poo
I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party
I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…
So many women have completely given up on dating these days
At least, that's the feedback I keep getting after first dates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo So many squirrels have…
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
And her boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Bin A gardener, covered…
A General Questions a Soldier
Asking him, “if you have 20 enemies running at you, what will you do?” “I will take my uzi and I will shoot them down, sir!” He responds “And if you have…
During my travels through Asia, I had a chance to eat all kinds of exotic foods, including organ meats.
It was offal. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your “Offal” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo During my deep dive into waste management systems for a documentary, I had the…
Why are trans men so well traveled?
Because they spent most of their lives abroad. Joke Poo: Why Are Compost Toilets So Well-Read? Because they’ve been through so many digests. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see…
My neighbor
My neighbor, an elderly man suffering from Alzheimer's, who stands at his front door every morning calling his wife. Every morning I go over to him and explain that his wife has…
I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament…
I failed…it is really hard to find good players…. Joke Poo: Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters… I failed…the menu was just too limited. Alright, let’s…
My boss suspected his wife was cheating, so he told me to follow her and tape her for evidence. After my work was done, he asked how it went.
I told him, “It was tough at the start, but once she ran out of breath, it was easier to tape her to the chair.” Joke Poo: The Taxidermist My boss suspected…