Teacher asks her class "What expands ten times it's size when excited?" Little Suzie jumps up from her chair and shouts "That's dirty miss. I'm going to tell my father." At this…
Author: Joke Poo
How can you tell if you’re talking to a shop steward or a chemist?
Show them the word "unionized" on a paper and ask them to pronounce it. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, trying to maintain a similar structure but with a…
Oh crap! I just ran a red light!
My dog from the back seat: "Chill, it was gray" Joke Poo: Original Joke: Oh crap! I just ran a red light! My dog from the back seat: “Chill, it was gray”…
My Grandfather
When I was about five or six years old my parents were in the midst of a separation and eventual divorce. On weekends my mom would take me to her parents’ (my…
Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?
So many of them suffer from acid reflux. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the hippie/Tums acid reflux joke: Joke Poo: Why are gamers such major consumers of Pepto-Bismol? …So many…
A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
They are there to receive the man’s test results. When the doctor says he is ready to see the man, he is too nervous and sends his wife in to find out…
How do you make a ginger snap?
Insult their hair color Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How do you make a cloud cry? Tell it a really, really sunny joke. Alright, let’s break…
Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
The cops say they have nothing to go on Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Art Heist Did you hear someone broke into the art…
What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?
Repercussion Joke Poo: What do you call it when the plumber gets kicked off the house-flipping show because he only installed “echo-friendly” toilets? Re-percolation. Alright, let’s dissect this sound joke! Joke Analysis:…
Doctor and the Tramp
I saw this joke in the book: "So Long Yugoslavia", and found it funny: "It happened that the doctor and the tramp (not all tramps are poor) bought a piece of land…