I mean, we all do stupid stuff when we're drunk Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original, attempting to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: Political Polls…
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Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
Open Forbes magazine, and find your name in there. Didn’t find it? Then get your ass to work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the original, titled "Potty Training…
I like to hibernate during the winter
My family just has to bear with me Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on the original bear hibernation joke: Joke Poo: I like to compose symphonies about sanitation My orchestra just…
50 Cent started rapping in 1996
With inflation, he’s now $1.02 Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" riffing on the 50 Cent joke, titled "Bitcoin’s Bath": Joke Poo: Bitcoin’s Bath Satoshi Nakamoto launched Bitcoin in 2009. After a wild…
Timmy asks his Father how politics work
His father thinks for a while and starts to explain: "Let's take a look at our household. Your mother keeps things running around here and makes the rules. She's the government. I…
Teacher gift
End of the school year, kid brings a wrapped package for the teacher. He says excitedly "Guess what it is!" She notices a small bit of moisture in the corner and touches/tastes…
What comes after a sextillion.
Usually, a cigarette-tillion. Joke Poo: What comes after a compostingillion? Usually, a de-compo-sition. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build on it. Dissection: Core Concept: The joke plays on the…
My son walked in with a rock in his hand
He said, “I know it’s embarrassing, but I’ve been pretending this dumb old thing is my friend.” I said to him, “that’s ok, lots of kids have imaginary friends.” Then he yelled…
My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
It made me want to thrash the young scallawag with my buggy whip. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Grandchild and the Metaverse My grandchild told me that my…
An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
When her husband comes home she's on sofa spread eagled only wearing her panties. "Hey old timer," she says pointing at her new panties, "Come and eat some of this!" The old…