The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
Author: Joke Poo
I promised my son…
…I'd get him a new tablet for his birthday, due to his old one being really slow and with limited storage. After buying a new one though, I found out it was…
Jogger sees fire
A man out jogging notices that the local Catholic parish is on fire. He knocks on the rectory door and alerts the priest, who comes running out carrying the Eucharist. He continues…
A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
travel to a customer. Suddenly they got a flat tyre on one of the wheels. They exited the car and started to discuss. The salesman: “it is only the lower part of…
General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
Nixon said: “American medicine is so advanced that we have a pill which can bring the dead back to life.” Khrushchev replied: “Soviet sports are so advanced that a man can run…
An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
The bartender tells him : "20 dollars !" Guy is shocked – "20 ? yesterday it was only 2 dollars!" "Well, today it is 20 dollars." "But why 20, damn it?" Bar…
A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
"Father, father!" he says to the farmer, "This subreddit is amazing! It's full of so many good jokes, I wish I could be just as funny as all the redditors I've seen."…
My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
Which includes 10% advice and 90% sound. Joke Poo: My Dog Always Gives 100% Loyalty Which includes 10% loyalty and 90% licking. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Elements: Premise: The speaker claims…
A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
The bartender yells "Hey, what's with the bear ?" The caveman replies, "Bear with me." "Huh", scoffs the bartender "Why don't you just let in another bear ?" "No" replies the caveman…
I wrote a song about being naked.
It's a new ditty. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I wrote a song about being naked. It’s a new ditty. Joke…