I failed…it is really hard to find good players…. Joke Poo: Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters… I failed…the menu was just too limited. Alright, let’s…
Author: Joke Poo
My boss suspected his wife was cheating, so he told me to follow her and tape her for evidence. After my work was done, he asked how it went.
I told him, “It was tough at the start, but once she ran out of breath, it was easier to tape her to the chair.” Joke Poo: The Taxidermist My boss suspected…
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
"It's my wife! I have to hide." I whispered. "Don't be silly, your wife can't possibly object to you having lunch with someone you work with" she said. "She can if she…
A son comes to his mother
Son: Mom, could you tell me the exact hour I was born? Mother: My boy, I do not approve of you dating this girl. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the…
I’ve invented a new golf ball that automatically goes into the hole when it gets within 4 inches
I must remember not to keep them in my back pocket Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s inconvenience of the invention: Joke Poo: Self-Watering Succulents I’ve invented a…
A Bus stops and two Italian Men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the…
Friend said he wants to cheat on his wife, Kate, with some girl named Edith.
I told him, "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Internship Friend said he wants to intern at both Google and Microsoft…
A group of Pharisees brings a woman caught in adultery to Jesus, ready to stone her.
Jesus steps forward and calmly says: —“Let whoever is without sin cast the first stone.” Everyone falls silent. Suddenly… THUD! A stone flies and hits the woman on the head. Jesus looks…
A husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your arse is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.” The wife keeps quiet and carries on walking. Bedtime comes around, and the husband starts feeling amorous.
The wife says, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!" Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Lament A gardener is admiring his…
Cowboy’s first time
A 21year-old Texas ranch hand was still a virgin, so he traveled to the city to see what he had been missing. He located a brothel and selected a lady to spend…