And they found nothing. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your MRI joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I sent my stand-up routine in for analysis… and they said it was…
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What do Hispanics call a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume?
Gourdita Joke Poo: What do programmers call a function that always returns an error? …A Buggy Back-end! Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do Hispanics call a chubby…
I was wondering why the truck that was carrying dish soap coming at me wasn’t stopping
And then it Dawned on me! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the dish soap joke: Title: Joke Poo I was wondering why the septic truck heading towards the town’s annual…
My parents walked in on me having sex today.
Seriously man, these two need to stop fucking all the time. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Conference Call My colleagues accidentally dialed…
A woman walks into a store and asks, “Can I have a watch for my husband, please ?”
Salesperson: "Sorry, we don't barter." Joke Poo: A snail slithers into a used car dealership and asks, “Can I get some racing stripes on this clunker, please?” Salesperson: “Sorry, we don’t cater…
My mother keeps confusing Jay-Z with 50 cent
I said that’s Ludacris Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Jay-Z/50 Cent joke, titled “Joke Poo: Literary Edition”: Joke Poo: Literary Edition My book club keeps confusing…
A girl comes home from school and proudly shows her grandma a dollar.
"Where did you get that?" her grandma asks. "The boys at school paid me a dollar to climb the big tree!" she says. "You silly girl," the grandma scolds. "They only did…
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and speaks with an old rancher..
…With a serious look, he tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher nods, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there",…
From an exhausted grandparent:
Anyone trying to keep up with a five-year-old knows that Einstein wildly underestimated the amount of energy in a given mass! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
If you’re building a log cabin in New Hampshire and you want a stone tile roof, always use an insulator between the lumber and the shingles
This is because it is vital to maintain the separation of birch and slate Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the log cabin joke, titled “Compost Conundrum”: Compost…