The wife says, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!" Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Lament A gardener is admiring his…
Author: Joke Poo
Cowboy’s first time
A 21year-old Texas ranch hand was still a virgin, so he traveled to the city to see what he had been missing. He located a brothel and selected a lady to spend…
Deficiency…
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she…
Marriage
Did you hear that scientists have found the food that reduces a women’s sex drive? It’s called wedding cake! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke,…
My wife likes to twist my opportunities for fun into something else.
Earlier today my doctor said I can jerk off anytime I want. Later I'm telling my buddy about this and (of course) my wife has to interrupt. She says, "That's not what…
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the “What borders on stupidity?” joke: Joke Poo: What Smells of Regret? …Expired cheese and bad decisions. Alright, let’s break down this…
A friend asked me how I hoped to die someday. And I said I want to go peacefully in my sleep when I’m old, like my grandpa did.
Not screaming, like all the passengers in his car did Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Regarding Retirement Plans My financial advisor asked me how I envisioned my retirement. I said I…
Do you like jokes about cocaine?
A good one liner usually makes me snort a little. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your cocaine joke: Joke Poo: Do you like jokes about composting? A…
Three roads are sat in the pub
The A road says ‘I’m the toughest here as I carry the most traffic’. The dual carriageway says ‘no way, I’m the toughest, I carry loads more traffic than you at a…
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…