Anyone trying to keep up with a five-year-old knows that Einstein wildly underestimated the amount of energy in a given mass! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
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If you’re building a log cabin in New Hampshire and you want a stone tile roof, always use an insulator between the lumber and the shingles
This is because it is vital to maintain the separation of birch and slate Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the log cabin joke, titled “Compost Conundrum”: Compost…
A man at the company
A man had been working at the same company for years, quietly doing his job, never causing trouble. One day, his boss walked by and noticed him staring intensely at a blank…
Mr Smiths last wishes
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for…
Fun fact.
Koi fish always travel in group of 4. When attacked, koi A B and C scatter. Leaving only the D koi. Joke Poo: The Stool Pigeon Fun Fact: Cockroaches are surprisingly loyal…
I went to a bakery and said “I’d like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips.”
The baker said, “Sorry, we only take cash.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your muffin joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Consultant I hired a composting consultant and…
A little girl runs up to her grandmother, crying. “Grandma, why does everybody says I have a buttface?”
Her grandma gives her a hug. "Nonsense, sweetheart. You have such beautiful cheeks and lovely eyes!" Still unconvinced, the girl runs to her mom. "Mommy, is it true? Do I have a…
I got refused membership of my local snake-owners club because of my pet python…
It's Mambas only. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Butter Battle I got banned from the artisanal toast convention because of my topping…
Why don’t Redditors panic with a Government Shutdown?
They panic with an AWS Shutdown. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Redditor joke: Joke Poo: Why Don’t Construction Workers Worry About a Shortage of Hammers? They…
The passenger in the back seat of a taxi decided to change his destination en route, and gently patted the driver on the shoulder to let him know.
The driver screamed, almost lost control of the car, barely avoided collision with another one, and then just about managed to stop inches before slamming into a wall. After a minute of…