The A road says ‘I’m the toughest here as I carry the most traffic’. The dual carriageway says ‘no way, I’m the toughest, I carry loads more traffic than you at a…
Author: Joke Poo
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…
I slept with a hooker last night and she took every nickel I had.
I’m not going to complain, though. It’s not every day I get banged cents-less! Joke Poo: I Hired a Plumber I hired a plumber last night and he charged me every penny…
Irish Pick-up Line
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and…
Doctor’s Clinic Had Clever Sign (long)
After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front: “Treatment for $20 — If…
3 golf clubs walk into a bar. The Putter orders a beer, the Wedge orders a whisky. The Bartender asks the 3rd one if he wants anything.
He replies, "No thanks, I'm the Driver," Joke Poo: 3 rolls of toilet paper walk into a public restroom. The 2-ply orders some fancy hand soap, the Quilted orders a warm air…
New Year’s Eve 1961
Karen is getting ready to go on a date, when Ralph stops by to pick her up, but she’s not ready yet, so he sits in the living room with Karen’s father…
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism… But it's just a light sentence! Joke Poo: Where do bad toilets go? To the porcelain penitentiary… But it’s just a flush sentence! Alright, let’s break down this ray of…
A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street.
A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street. As he steps down and starts to cross, a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight at him….
A priest was telling his congregation about a Biblical tribe called the Samsonites.
"They were stranded in the desert with no food and no drink," the priest said, "but some rather nice luggage." Joke Poo: The AI’s Existential Dread An AI, tasked with writing a…