The driver screamed, almost lost control of the car, barely avoided collision with another one, and then just about managed to stop inches before slamming into a wall. After a minute of…
Author: Joke Poo
Bandito
Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?" Juan (Just Taken Prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my horse,and the horse he stop to make droppings in the…
“Why I’m Divorced” (as related by a co-worker)
Morning of my birthday I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and wish me 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a little gift for me. Turned out, he barely…
The Devil sat at the gates of hell…
An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file….
Tarzan of the Apes was fighting a Lion in Africa. He won, but at the price of his eye, his arm, and his…
…dick. His jungle friends back home said they would help him out by giving him the spare parts he needed. They gave him the eye of an eagle, the arm of a…
Honest mister! All I Did Was Tell Her!
Upon arriving home, a husband was urgently met at the door by his crying wife. Crashing into his arms she sobbed: "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the…
A society woman receives a parrot as a gift. She quickly teaches the parrot to announce the various guests who arrive at her many parties. As Mr. and Mrs. Smith arrive, the parrot would say, “Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” As Mr. and Mrs. Jones arrived, the parrot would say, “In
Unfortunately, the parrot has a well-developed libido, and starts sneaking out of the house and screwing the neighbor's prize pigeons. The neighbor complains, and the woman warns the parrot that if he…
Three lawyers end up dead.
God asks the first two what they've done. The first says, "I helped the rich put innocents in danger," and is sent to hell. The second says, "I helped the rich evade…
Pastor driving home with his 6 yr old son
A pastor is driving home after services one day with his son in the front passenger seat. His son being 6 is starting to ask questions about everything he notices, and he…
John goes to his buddy Steve and confesses to sleeping with the wife of his friend, Alan
"Steve, do me a favor and keep Alan busy at the bar for a few hours, will ya?" John asks. Steve doesn't like it, but being a friend he reluctantly agrees. Steve…