A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street. As he steps down and starts to cross, a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight at him….
Author: Joke Poo
A priest was telling his congregation about a Biblical tribe called the Samsonites.
"They were stranded in the desert with no food and no drink," the priest said, "but some rather nice luggage." Joke Poo: The AI’s Existential Dread An AI, tasked with writing a…
I think my wife is cheating on me.
I give her my whole paycheck and she says " that's Bills" Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your joke: Joke Poo: My Kid’s a Crypto Bro I think my kid’s…
Good ol’ #247, probably posted here few days ago.
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Gestapo!* "Gestapo wh–" "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gestapo joke: Joke Poo: Customer Service “Knock knock!” “Who’s…
Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .
Oh, you're nude already . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Every Plumber… Every plumber I call says the same thing… “Oh,…
What do you call a nose without a body?
Nobody nose Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your joke, aiming for a similar wordplay/pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet that refuses to flush? …A stubborn loo….
Tried to go fishing with Tom Cruise the other day, but the lake was closed…..
fishin' impossible… Okay, here’s the “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: Accounting Impossible Tried to do my taxes with John Travolta the other day, but my return got rejected……
Manchester city football club were scouting for new players…
Manchester city football club were looking for new blood and decided to send scouts to the war torn country of Afghanistan to find their new star. After a couple of weeks they…
I recently returned from a vacation in Australia, it’s nothing like what they say on the internet
There are absolutely no kangaroos, no beaches, they misspelled their own country's name on the signs and for some strange reason everyone spoke German. Edit Context: many years ago I read a…
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation.
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The doctor asks the first, “What’s3x3?” The patient says, “236.” The doctor notes this on his pad then asks the second patient, “What’s…