There are absolutely no kangaroos, no beaches, they misspelled their own country's name on the signs and for some strange reason everyone spoke German. Edit Context: many years ago I read a…
Author: Joke Poo
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation.
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The doctor asks the first, “What’s3x3?” The patient says, “236.” The doctor notes this on his pad then asks the second patient, “What’s…
Am I fat?
• Boomers: “You could stand to lose a few pounds” • Millennials: “You’re beautiful just the way you are!” • Gen Z: “Don’t body shame me!” • Gen X: “I know 5…
Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day.
But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…
Testing the bride
On their wedding night, the formally chaste couple had their first venture into the joy of sexual love. In the morning, the groom called the front desk and ordered a steak and…
Small acts of kindness can make someone’s day
I met a woman outside the mall crying, she had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I found. When God blesses you, remember to bless others. Okay, here’s…
I finally understand Flat-Earth logic.
They're just plane idiots. Joke Poo: I finally understand why my dog keeps eating books about string theory. He’s just trying to chew on some higher dimensions. Alright, let’s dissect this delightfully…
Irish intoxication
I loved it the first time and thought that a Repost was OK. This is from 14 years ago. (Has that been long enough for a repost?) From Ireland, where driving while…
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender says, "How did you do that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the snake joke: Joke Poo: The Anxious Cloud An anxious cumulonimbus cloud drifts into…
My doctor said I only have 6 months to live.
When he found out I couldn't pay my bill he gave me a full year. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My plumber…