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Daughters Premonitions

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Father puts his 3 year old daughter to bed, tells her a story and listens to her prayers which she ends by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless…

One day in the 1950s . . .

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Jewish man is talking with his rabbi one day about sin. "It seems that a day doesn't pass that I haven't sinned at least once." "We all sin at some time….

Why are dogs weighed in kilograms?

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they hate the pound Joke Poo: Title: Why did the sewer worker get promoted to head of sanitation? Joke: Because he was outstanding in his field. Alright, let’s dive into this…

So you know what hispanic people put in their todo list?

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Everything, obviously Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Software Engineer Style So, you know what junior software…

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are chatting late one night.

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Confident in their friendship, the conversation turns to their personal sins. The priest sighs. "I preach day in, day out against liquor, condemning it as a destroyer of men. Yet sometimes, to…

Mexican & black jokes are all the same

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke: Title: Programming Jokes & Food are the Same Once you’ve debugged one, you’ve tasted…

A lady walks into a pet store, looking for an attack dog to protect her and her husband.

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The owner says, "I’ve got something better—a highly trained kookaburra!" Skeptical, the lady watches as the owner demonstrates: "Kookaburra, pencil!" The bird dives and shreds the pencil to bits. Then, "Kookaburra, phone…

Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp…

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

…One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3…

A Japanese, an Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The six men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Hi, can you see me?” and they respond “Hai” “Yes” “Oui” “Ken” “Si” “Ja” Joke Poo: The…

Three engineers – one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer

Posted on October 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three engineers – one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer are driving down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of a forest. They wonder what to do…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
  • It’s the end of The Last Supper…
  • A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
  • A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
  • What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
  • Three fishing holy men
  • I met a woman glass blower.
  • A Pragmatic Solution
  • What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
  • A Matter of Priorities
  • My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
  • An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
  • I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
  • Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
  • How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
  • I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
  • “These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
  • My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • What’s the worlds rudest texture?
  • A Medical Mystery
  • What did the blind girl say after falling into a well?
  • Why did Noah have to rush to complete his ark?
  • What do you call a deer with no eye?
  • A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
  • I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the Headmaster’s office.
  • A man is walking along a busy harbor, looking at all the different boats. He fancies himself a bit of a nautical expert.
  • The Ski Trip
  • Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
  • A limbo champion walks into a bar
  • A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…
  • He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.
  • Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
  • Golfing and a Genie
  • Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.
  • Golfers are so respectful
  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.
  • What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
  • I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
  • Chapter and Verse
  • I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
  • A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
  • A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
  • A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.

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