The bartender says, "How did you do that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the snake joke: Joke Poo: The Anxious Cloud An anxious cumulonimbus cloud drifts into…
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My doctor said I only have 6 months to live.
When he found out I couldn't pay my bill he gave me a full year. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My plumber…
What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
A beetboxer! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your veggie-rapping pun: Joke Poo: What do you call a bathroom stall reserved solely for comedians? A wit-loo! Alright, let’s…
Arnie the flasher was going to retire next month…
But he changed his mind. He decided to stick it out another year. Joke Poo: Title: Brenda the Baker was planning on closing up shop next week… But then she saw her…
My girlfriend and I are trying this whole “long distance relationship” thing.
I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My…
Some firemen pull an Irishman from a burning bar. He’s coughing, completely covered in soot, and stinks strongly of smoke.
When the firemen ask him how the fire started the Irishman says, "How the hell should I know? The place was on fire when I got here." Okay, here’s my attempt at…
The first Jewish president of the US is elected.
As he's planning his inauguration, he calls up his mother to ask her if she'll be attending. "I don't know… Washington is so far away, and I can't pay for a plane…
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?”
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just…
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.” The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle,…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “David, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested…