Boooooobs Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the ghost joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do zombie babies eat for breakfast? Brains and scream! Alright, let’s break down this ghostly…
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How do robots get high?
They snort lines of code Joke Poo: How Do Garden Gnomes Get Drunk? Original Joke: How do robots get high? They snort lines of code. New Joke: How do garden gnomes get…
Mary is a senior at East Lansing high school
One day after gym class she emerges from the shower and notices a classmate with a big rash across her chest and stomach in the shape of the letter M. "What happened…
I just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith
when he came he made a bolt for the door Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your blacksmith dog joke, trying to keep a similar structure and wordplay:…
Billy Bob saw a notice reading: “Man wanted for Robbery and Murder.”
He went in and applied for the job. Okay, here’s a joke based on your template, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo Dr. Emily, a renowned botanist, discovered a rare sign posted near…
I went to a restaurant and saw they had a “lady ribeye” so I ordered it.
That was a miss steak. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: I went to a plumbing supply store and noticed they were selling “Executive Plungers.”…
On a business trip to Manhattan, a man met a beautiful woman and proposed right away.
She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other!” He smiled, “That’s alright, we’ll learn as we go.” They married, honeymooned at a fancy resort, and one morning by the pool,…
A woman leaves a late-night bar in the pouring rain and hops into a cab.
The driver, a tormented 40-year-old woman, looks at her and says, "Perfect timing, you’re just like The Amazing Sharon Smith!" The woman, wiping rain off her coat, asks, "Who’s that?" The driver…
A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun.
Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed “What…
Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?”
Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?” Employee: “No, why?” Boss: “Because after you left early yesterday for your mother’s funeral, she came in looking for you.” Okay, here’s my “Joke…