The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.” The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle,…
Author: Joke Poo
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “David, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested…
“F*cking hell love, this is interesting.” I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide." "What the hell are you telling…
A man goes into a bar.
He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…
If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there to smell it,
Does the president of an HOA still complain that no one's picking it up? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the “bear shits in the woods” joke: Joke…
“Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?”
“Nothing.” “We had nothing yesterday.” “I made enough for two days.” Joke Poo: Post-Apocalyptic Grub “Hey scav, what we eatin’ tonight in this ruined bunker?” “Radiation-flavored nutrient paste.” “We had radiation-flavored nutrient…
A Recent Case…
A man dies and finds himself at the gates of heaven, where Saint Peter is waiting for him. “Well, my son! You weren’t exactly a good man during your life. Can you…
Why are cannibals rarely caught?
Because the evidence is a load of shit Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original “cannibals” joke, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for a similar comedic structure and twist: Joke Poo…
By the application of mathematics alone….
I have proved that the Earth is flat! edit: wups, rounding error Okay, here’s the joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: By the application of mathematics alone…. I have…
My girlfriend and I went down to the courthouse to get our marriage license
I asked the judge, "Your Honor, will you marry me to this woman even though I'm already married to somebody else?" The judge said, "That would be bigamy!" I replied, "Well, it…