I have proved that the Earth is flat! edit: wups, rounding error Okay, here’s the joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: By the application of mathematics alone…. I have…
Author: Joke Poo
My girlfriend and I went down to the courthouse to get our marriage license
I asked the judge, "Your Honor, will you marry me to this woman even though I'm already married to somebody else?" The judge said, "That would be bigamy!" I replied, "Well, it…
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just 3 minutes to get sentenced
It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo A dog was brought before the judge for repeatedly using the neighbor’s lawn as…
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.
She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…
Complete Nudity
The bride’s mother was a little too prudish, and her last piece of advice before the wedding night went like this: – Never show yourself completely naked in front of your husband….
So this guy who’s lived his whole life in the city begins to feel drawn towards the great outdoors by what he’s been seeing on TNN and other cable networks… (this one’s really long – but I like it)
Specifically, it's hunting that has him fascinated and after a couple years of watching every sort of hunting show he can find, every chance he gets, he decides that no matter what,…
My wife gave birth on our stairs.
My wife gave birth on our stairs. Now I have a stepson! Original Joke: My wife gave birth on our stairs. Now I have a stepson! Joke Poo: My Cat Had a…
Three guys stranded on a deserted island find a magical genie in a bottle
The genie offers to grant them each one wish for setting him free. First guy wishes he was off the island and back home. Poof, he disappears and is instantly back at…
After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.
She has the worst stutter ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo After a few months of intense…
I have final proof humanity will become extinct soon!
My great-grandmother……..12 children My grandmother………………..9 children My mother………………………… 6 children Me…………………………………….. 2 children My son………………………………. 1 cat The cat……………………………….. neutered Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…