She has the worst stutter ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo After a few months of intense…
Author: Joke Poo
I have final proof humanity will become extinct soon!
My great-grandmother……..12 children My grandmother………………..9 children My mother………………………… 6 children Me…………………………………….. 2 children My son………………………………. 1 cat The cat……………………………….. neutered Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…
An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with CEO’s Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage and decides to bully the old man. "Hey old geezer that damage is gonna cost $50k to fix. Either you give me…
A man goes up to a newspaper stand, buys a copy of the New York Times, takes one look at the front page, and throws it away with a disappointed look on his face.
Every day, he comes back to the newspaper stand, buys a copy of the Times, looks over the front page, gets disappointed, and then throws the paper away without opening it. This…
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant
Jesus says to the host, "Table for 26 please!" The host is confused: "But there's only 13 of you?" Jesus responds, "Yeah but we're all gonna sit on the same side" Joke…
My jokes are like overcooked steaks
They're well done Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: My Reviews of Diapers My reviews of diapers are like overflowing septic tanks… …They’re full of crap. Alright,…
What’s it called when a gay guy is staring at you?
A gaze Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: What’s it called when your dog won’t stop staring at you while you’re on the toilet? A potty gaze….
I went to the library to get a book about belly pain.
Someone had cut the appendix out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I went to the community garden to find a…
I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same…
The Mother’s Instinct
After years of searching, a young man finally found love. He decided to introduce the woman of his dreams to his adoring mother by playing a trick: He brought home three women…