But that might be survivor bias Okay, here’s the original joke again: Everyone I know says I’m a good person. But that might be survivor bias. And here’s my attempt at a…
Author: Joke Poo
My work rota uses the Gregorian calendar
Mon: Greg Tue: Ian Wed: Greg Thu: Ian Fri: Greg Sat: Ian Sun: Greg Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the calendar joke, titled “Toilet Time”: Toilet Time My bathroom schedule…
Asked my son what he learned in school today…
He said: “Gay men like Sony, Lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose" I knelt down and put my hand on his shoulder and said: “Son, those are just stereo types”…
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Pharaoh Rocher joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A dog walker in Hyde Park…
I tell my wife to buy good quality products but she always gets cheap junk…
…The only thing in our house that doesn't suck is the vacuum cleaner. Joke Poo: I tell my dog to only pee on healthy, green grass… …The only thing he avoids in…
A Roman soldier walked into a bar…
Held up two fingers and said "I'd like to order five beers please." Joke Poo: A Mathematician Walks In… A mathematician walks into a bakery… Orders ten croissants, then pauses, thinks for…
Do you know why ambulances need 2 drivers at all times?
Because it's a pair o' medics Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: Why Do Garbage Trucks Need Two Workers? Because one can’t handle…
I told my wife about the time I tried to convince my friend to wear smart shoes.
“Were they swayed?” she asked. “No, they were leather.” Joke Poo: The Analyst’s Couch I told my therapist about the time I tried to explain the concept of fungible tokens to my…
After getting rejected so many times, I decided to do some serious research. I spent weeks following women, studying their patterns, trying to figure out what kind of guys they actually talk to.
Turns out, it's policemen. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your prompt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: After Getting Rejected So Many Times After getting ignored on so many dating apps,…
Jenny and Jock are sitting on a park bench when she says “You know, Jock, we’ve been going steady for a while now – I think it’s time you told me what you wear under your kilt.”
He looks around and sees there's nobody nearby, and he murmurs "If you slide your hand up there, you'll find out yourself." So she slides her hand up under his kilt and…