The first one leans over and says to the other, "You know, there's a real weird thing about this building. If you jump out that window over there, the updraft coming up…
Author: Joke Poo
An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about constant farting.
"However, they're always silent and they never smell!" The doctor does a quick inspection, then prescribes her some pills. A week later, the same old lady goes back to the doctor. "I…
Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.
How many Luddites does it take to change a candle? Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” inspired by the rotary phone/Luddite/candle joke: Title: Joke Poo – Crypto Confusion Helping my grandmother understand blockchain…
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69 Original Joke: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69. Joke…
Why was 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71. Joke Poo: Why Was the Toilet Paper Afraid of the Plunger? Because after a really bad burrito night, the plunger was ready to flush out…
A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
The woman tells him, "For the past six months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going…
Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?
They wanted the Khyber Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Jedi/Sikh joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Plumber’s Pickle Why did the plumber challenge the baker to a bread-off? Because…
Life lesson
Late one night a young boy cried out from his bed, “Daddy! There’s a monster under my bed!” The father appeared at the doorway and assured him in a calm voice, “Just…
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse in the Brooklyn.
He decides to call the police. Man: I've f-f-found a w-w-wandering h-h-horse. Policeman: Okay. We will come. Where are you now? Man: In Br-r… Policeman: Bronx? Man: Br-r… Damn (hangs up) He…
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
Because she likes to sing along. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Helen Keller joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why does the Mime only cook soufflés?…