He said, “I know it’s embarrassing, but I’ve been pretending this dumb old thing is my friend.” I said to him, “that’s ok, lots of kids have imaginary friends.” Then he yelled…
Author: Joke Poo
My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
It made me want to thrash the young scallawag with my buggy whip. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Grandchild and the Metaverse My grandchild told me that my…
An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
When her husband comes home she's on sofa spread eagled only wearing her panties. "Hey old timer," she says pointing at her new panties, "Come and eat some of this!" The old…
The doctor says I have ADHD
He told me it stands Attention Deficit-something or other. I kinda drifted off when I saw on his diploma that his middle name was the same as a kid I knew in…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
Accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racecourse to learn about thoroughbred racehorses. In the course of the tour some of the children wanted to go…
The secret to a conflictless marriage
A man having constant marital troubles consulted his friend who never seemed to have any argument with his wife. He advised, “The secret to my peaceful marriage is this golden arrangement- I…
There is something I don’t understand about 69
How did the 6 manage to hook up with a 9? Okay, I’ll take that challenge and deliver a "Joke Poo" based on the 69 joke. Original Joke: "There is something I…
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory. And to pass the time, they begin discussing how they died. The Tibetan man…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
When do horses eat the most?
In their hayday! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the horse joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: When do comedians bomb the hardest? …When they…