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Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was sentenced to prism but it was a light sentence. It will give him time to reflect. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your rainbow criminal joke,…

Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Just remind yourself that it’s all in your head Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the brain cancer joke, while trying to keep a similar structure and twist:…

Who is smarter?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Put eight horses in a race and 30,000 people will go to see it. But put eight people in a race and not one horse will bother to go along to watch….

Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

No body to go with. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your skeleton joke: Title: Joke Poo Why didn’t the toilet paper go to the picnic? …It got…

America vs England

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I…

What spice makes you happy when you use it?

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

care-away seed Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your seed: Joke Poo: What material makes the best diapers for a mime? Silents and absorbent material. Alright, let’s break…

Train tracks are like nipples.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The third one will shock you Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the train track joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Internet Routers are…

Tarzan and Jane

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

After Tarzan and Jane have gotten to know each other for a while, they finally decide to become intimate. Tarzan has never been with a woman before, so Jane asks him what…

A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

While he slept, two woman came by and saw him lying there. One of them was overcome with curiosity and decided to see what was worn under a kilt. She lifted his…

Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Now, we can laugh all we want, but he's still the only guy in our group who has sex with a model. Original Joke: Recently a guy in our friends group came…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
  • What do lice say when they feel they’ve overstayed their welcome?
  • Missing his son
  • How I want to die
  • Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
  • The experimental surgery
  • Three men are captured by cannibals.
  • A castaway sees a ship, but watches it sinks, leaving one survivor in the water.
  • A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
  • Emergency Room
  • Why don’t violinists play hide-n-seek?
  • I don’t know if 6 is afraid of 7 anymore
  • Just turned 37…
  • I call my dick “Dirty Jobs”
  • Cop: License and registration. Do you know why I stopped you?
  • I asked the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers.
  • What do you call an excellent French lesbian?
  • Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?
  • NYC bars
  • I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!
  • And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
  • My therapist thought I was a communist
  • A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
  • A man walks home from work.
  • Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
  • What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
  • What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
  • Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
  • Famous last words…
  • Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
  • Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
  • A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
  • I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
  • A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
  • What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
  • An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
  • When Beethoven passed away
  • My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
  • (Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
  • “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
  • Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
  • Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
  • Who is smarter?
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
  • America vs England
  • What spice makes you happy when you use it?
  • Train tracks are like nipples.
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
  • Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.

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