Jury Doody Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the courthouse janitor joke, riffing on the pun and premise: Joke Poo: Museum Muck I used to be the night…
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Yet ANOTHER Blonde Joke..
What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.. Joke Poo: Yet ANOTHER Programmer Joke What’s the difference between a junior programmer…
Another Blonde Joke..
What do a peroxide blonde and Boeing 747 have in common? They both have a black box. Joke Poo: The Compost King What do a composting enthusiast and a prize-winning pumpkin have…
Why don’t Eagles get sick?
If they did they would be ill-eagle. Original Joke: Why don’t Eagles get sick? If they did they would be ill-eagle. Joke Poo: Title: Why Plumbers Never Lose Their Cool Why don’t…
A Magician, A Parrot, A Cruise Ship, & Irreconcilable Differences
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day…
I don’t have OCD, I have CDO!
It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. Joke Poo: I don’t have IBS, I have SIB! It’s like IBS, but it’s in reverse – you’re…
Difficult times in America. Cost of living has gotten so high.
Wife even started having sex with me cause she can't afford new batteries. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo – Remote Control Difficult…
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief…
NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to any aliens who may have visited Earth.
It’s to be named Apollo G Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the NASA satellite joke: Joke Poo Title: Department of Sanitation’s Apology Tour The Department of Sanitation is launching a…
An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there, '" indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking…