The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there, '" indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking…
Author: Joke Poo
Who lights up Sherlock Holmes mind to help him solve cases?
Dr. Wattson Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Sherlock Holmes joke: Title: Joke Poo – Culinary Conundrums Who adds a little oomph to Gordon Ramsay’s dishes when…
Where do people from Alberta go after a shower?
To Airdrie Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the Alberta shower joke: Joke Poo: Where do cats from Cairo go after a bath? …To De-Nile! Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Original…
Why couldn’t the pasta get into their house?
Because they had gnocchi! Joke Poo: Why couldn’t the corn get out of the bathroom? Because it was consti-kernel! Alright, let’s break down this pasta predicament! Original Joke Dissection: Premise: A piece…
What noise does the anaesthetist make when he eats?
Numb numb numb numb numb Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the anaesthetist joke: Joke Poo: What sound does a librarian make when they eat a really, really…
Interview with a farmer
Reporter: “How much milk do these cows give?” Farmer: “Which ones? The black or the brown?” Reporter: “The brown ones.” Farmer: “About 2 gallons a day.” Reporter: “And the black ones?” Farmer:…
Why are pirates good at programming?
Because they spend their lives at C. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that pirate joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Electricians Struggle with Baking Why are electricians…
A group of tourists went on safari
The lion's share of them did not return. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the safari joke, titled “Data Dive”: Joke Poo: Data Dive A team of analysts…
A guy complained to his friend that cockroaches were driving him crazy.
His friend said there’s a surefire remedy: take all the food out of the house, walk around the rooms, and wail, “There’s nothing to eat, nothing to eat at all!” He explained…
Why do pirates love Reddit?
It be the best place to exchange stolen content for gold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the pirate/Reddit joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Why Did the Cow…