Sound advice. Joke Poo: A seasoned plumber once declared, “All that matters in plumbing is a good drain snake.” Clogged logic. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Premise: A sage-like…
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you…
A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: “Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!”
So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out. When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his…
Three nuns die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says, "Ladies, you have been so devout that God is granting each of you six months to go back to Earth and be…
A man accidentally elbowed a woman’s breasts at the hotel lobby..
Man: " I am very sorry ma'am, but I am sure if your heart is as soft as your breasts then you'll surely forgive me.." Woman:" if your dick is as hard…
The husband comes home with flowers for his wife after a argument
Wife: "OK, so now you just want me to forget everything and spread my legs? Husband: "We don't own a vase?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo:…
I once met a Transformer that could turn into a plane
He had a really good fight or flight mode Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Existential Toilet I once met a toilet that was deeply philosophical. It had a…
I used to work in a Russian napkin factory…
I was a member of the serviette union. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your Russian napkin factory joke, titled “Database Blues”: Title: Database Blues I used to work maintaining a…
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
…..bison. Joke Poo: What Did the Comedian Say to His Heckler? What did the comedian say to his heckler, right after he delivered a perfectly crafted, devastating comeback? …Mic drop. Alright, let’s…
David Copperfield wants to do a tour in Russia.
He goes through customs, the customs officer, respectfully: “Are you really that Copperfield? Y’know, the magician?” “Mmm… Well, yes…” “And could you show us something?” “Of course.” Copperfield claps his hands, and…