God, I love selling drugs. Joke Poo: Title: I Just Helped a Plumber… I just helped a local plumber find a clogged drain and got $200 for it. God, I love being…
Author: Joke Poo
A woman is getting concerned about her husband’s expanding waistline. Soon, it got to a point where she could no longer ignore it especially as he was still young and handsome.
"Honey", she said seductively, "if you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you." He said "Lose 10 pounds and I'll watch." Joke Poo: The Tech Support Ticket A network administrator…
What do Cardiologists and Air Conditioning Repairmen Have in Common?
They both work on vent trickles. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Cardiologist/Air Conditioning joke: Joke Poo: What Do Plumbers and Tech Support Have in Common? They…
Math Professor
There's a professor in a math class. During the lecture he declares a theorem and says that the proof is trivial, then moves on. After class, a student comes up to him…
Grandma‘s advice
My grandma told me, “Always follow your dreams.” So I went back to bed. She wasn’t amused. But honestly, I’ve been achieving a lot of dreams ever since. Okay, here’s a joke…
So I get pulled over by a state trooper
The state trooper sees the back of my vehicle, and couldn't help but ask what I do for a living. I said, "Sir, I'm a professional asshole stretcher." He looks at me,…
I was dating someone with a lazy eye; had to break up with her.
She was seeing someone else on the side. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Audition I was directing a play with an actor who had a very strong stutter;…
I got a call at work from the hospital reporting my wife was critical.
I told them, " Yeah, you get used to that." Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Review I got an email from Amazon reporting my new book had received a critical…
Five years after his wife passed away, 70-year-old Edgar married 28-year-old Jessica.
On their wedding night, as expected, they decided to consummate their marriage. Knowing that it might be an emotional time for him, she performed a slow striptease and then began undressing him…
I told the woman I was dating that we should break up. She said, “You still can’t get over the mole next to my nipple, can you?”
I said, “Yeah, but that’s beside the point.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I told the garden gnome I…