It was quite a toroid affair. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your “donut” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Did you hear about the toilet paper roll who ran off…
Author: Joke Poo
Boss asked me for a joke
I said I can’t right now I’m busy working. He cracked up laughing that’s a good one Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Procrastination Paradox”: Title: Procrastination Paradox My…
3 cannibals…
3 cannibals got blown out to sea and lost for a number of days. Just as they were about to play paper/scissors/rock to see which two would eat the other, one of…
If I had a penny for every time I misspelled something,
I'd have a lot of penis. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: If I Had a Cent If I had a cent…
My girlfriend asked me if I was seeing someone else…
Honestly, she's starting to sound like my wife. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo: The Performance Review My boss asked me during my performance review if I was meeting…
Settling this once and for all. The “G” in GIF is pronounced…
… like the "G" in "gorgeous" Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: Settling this once and for all. The “G” in GIF is pronounced… like the “G” in “gorgeous”. Joke Poo –…
(Warning: extra stupid joke)
A guy walked along the beach and found an ancient lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. "You've freed me!" it said. "In gratitude, I'll grant one wish. But it…
I got the wife a bag and belt for her birthday
The Hoover works a treat now Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Spreader I got the farmer a bag and spreader for…
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look they give you when you nail them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a pizza delivery guy? The look they give you when…
What happens if you fail to pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when you don’t tip your toilet paper delivery guy? You get a crappy service next time. Alright, let’s dissect this exorcist joke! Original Joke…