After hearing the appeal of a 64 year-old woman caught in a prostitution sting, the inexperienced judge called for a short recess. He went down the hall to speak with a veteran…
Author: Joke Poo
Friendly Aliens land at UN.
One day aliens land a spacecraft at the UN and it turns out they are very friendly. All the world leaders are meeting them. Eventually the Pope arrives and when he meets…
For my 18th birthday my uncle gave me his poster collection of -70s and -80s playboy bunnies.
Or hares, as they were called back in the day. Okay, here’s a joke based on your “Playboy Bunny” joke, designed to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: My…
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle.
He looked around and didn't see anyone, so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you…
I’m finally ready to admit that I’m secretly married to four different women.
I think that's big o' me. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’m finally ready to admit I’ve been secretly subscribing to…
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
"Where to?" he stammers. "Union Station," says the woman. "You got it," he says, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman catches him staring at her and asks, "Just what…
My wife is pissed at me because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the flower joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Delivery My vet is furious with me because…
I’d like to thank my dad for raising me as an only child…
Even though it pissed off my brother Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I’d like to thank my therapist for helping me realize I’m not paranoid… …Even though everyone…
A music prodigy finally completes the last class of his favorite classical instructor.
At the end of class, the professor tells him that there is little more that he could teach him, and that he ought to explore the world. So, the prodigy first goes…
Creative vocabulary
A group of college students went on a picnic and one of them, Anna, sat down on an anthill. Picnic ruined, they had to rush her to hospital. The group needed to…