"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I…
Author: Joke Poo
What spice makes you happy when you use it?
care-away seed Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your seed: Joke Poo: What material makes the best diapers for a mime? Silents and absorbent material. Alright, let’s break…
Train tracks are like nipples.
The third one will shock you Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the train track joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Internet Routers are…
Tarzan and Jane
After Tarzan and Jane have gotten to know each other for a while, they finally decide to become intimate. Tarzan has never been with a woman before, so Jane asks him what…
A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
While he slept, two woman came by and saw him lying there. One of them was overcome with curiosity and decided to see what was worn under a kilt. She lifted his…
Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.
Now, we can laugh all we want, but he's still the only guy in our group who has sex with a model. Original Joke: Recently a guy in our friends group came…
A guy is rushed to the hospital and plugged into life support.
He says to the nurse, "If I go into a coma, do me a favour and just pull it. Don't wait, just pull it." The nurse is about to object, but he…
A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan
When he arrives in Tokyo, he meets up with his bilingual business partner who speaks fluent Japanese. “I’ve got the perfect plan,” says his business partner. “I’ve sent a hooker to your…
A Texan is in Boston
Where he meets a woman in the hotel bar. "Where'd y'all go to college?" he asks. She replies, "Yale" Cupping his hands around his mouth, he shouts, "I SAID, WHERE'D Y'ALL GO…
A son in love confides in his father
A son confides in his father: I met a beautiful girl. But she says she will only take me to dinner if I have a Ferrari, a million in my account and…