Man goes to the doctor, tells him “I’ve got this awful headache, paired with a bad cough and my nose is running like crazy!” Doctor says “Okay, can you go over to…
Author: Joke Poo
Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?!?
Because it was dead….. Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Stack Overflow User’s Code Finally Run? Joke: Why did the Stack Overflow user’s code finally run? … Because they were dead. Alright,…
Going to a party.
I got invited to a party. I asked the guy, will there be drinking? He said yes. I said when I drink I like to fight, will there be fighting? He said…
What’s the best way to cook monkfish?
A friar. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “The Case of the Missing Case File”: The Case of the Missing Case File What’s the best way for a detective to crack…
Three tailors lived on the same little street in Brooklyn.
The first one had a sign that said: “Best Tailor in America” The second one put up a sign: “Best Tailor in the World” The third one thought for a moment and…
An old lady came into the bank and asked the teller…
Could they please check her balance? So the teller came out from his booth and tipped her over. Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Excavation An eager archaeologist came across a newly unearthed burial…
What do you call the vows of a software engineer?
Commit messages Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the software engineer vows joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s promises? Pipe dreams. Alright, let’s dive into this coding…
The Fruits Decided To Make a Club
Obviously, they didn't want too many vegetables to join so they decided they would only let the "cool" vegetables join. Pumpkins? Halloween makes them super cool. Cucumbers? "Cool as a cucumber" is…
I named my toilet Jim instead of John
People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Brewing Excuses”: Brewing Excuses I named my…
The machine was very smart
A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it. The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its…