I got a message that my friend Jessica called when I was gone, and when I went to call her back, a man answered the phone: "Hello?" “Hello, this is Tom Duffy….
Author: Joke Poo
What does Desdemona call her husband in the French translation of Othello?
Amour. Joke Poo: What does Romeo call Juliet when he’s ordering takeout in Verona? Marinara. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and see what we can extract for comedic enrichment. Joke Dissection: Premise:…
A group of crows is called A Murder of crows. What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder! Original Joke: A group of crows is called A Murder of crows. What do you call two crows? Attempted murder! Joke Poo: The Stool Pigeon’s Tale A group of pigeons…
Stalin watches a movie….
Stalin once watched a comedy film with his aides and advisers. Although he laughed very much during the film, he frowned when it ended and said, "The movie was very good, but…
So my friend opened a nightclub…
So my friend opened a nightclub for men with erectile disfunction…it was a flop and no one came. Joke Poo: So my friend opened a dog grooming salon exclusively for constipated dogs……
Women are getting so paranoid about being stared at or ogled
I was a victim to this paranoia the other day when a woman approached me, verbally bawled me out and slapped the binoculars right off my face Okay, here’s my attempt at…
I once lived a stone’s throw away from a family…
who all died of mysterious head injuries. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I once lived a stone’s throw away from a family…
During a communist party meeting, Stalin is giving a speech.
Suddenly somebody in the hall sneezes loudly. Everyone gasps in terror. Stalin looks sternly at the audience, and says, "Who sneezed?". Nobody confesses, so Stalin claps his hands. A platoon of NKVD…
A guy calls his boss and tells him he can’t come into work because he’s sick.
"Sick again?" says the boss. "What is wrong with you now?" The guy says, "I have anal glaucoma." "Anal glaucoma?" says the boss. "What the hell is that?" And the guy says,…
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer.
As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says "hey, why the long face, pal? Are you depressed?" The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says…