"Oh, I caught my wife blowing bubbles at my daughter's birthday party," he says. "That doesn't sound so horrible," says the bartender. And the guy says, "Screw you. And another thing ……
Author: Joke Poo
A policeman in the hospital is questioning a patient.
Policeman: So you are telling me that you were drilling the wall, some screaming man burst into your flat, ripped the electric drill out of your hands, and shoved it up your…
A first-grade teacher asks her class, “Who can tell me the best way to carry two watermelons?”
Little Johnny immediately waves his hand, but the teacher calls on a girl named Suzy instead. Suzy says, "You carry one in each arm!" "Very good, Suzy!" the teacher says. "Now, who…
A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.”
A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him "Mikey the Moron." During recess, the teacher asked the kids why they called him…
Did you hear about the new help group for over-talkers?
It's called 'On And On Anon' Joke Poo: Did you hear about the new support group for people obsessed with perfectly clean kitchens? It’s called “Spotless Anonymous, and it’s surprisingly…spotless.” Alright, let’s…
Asking for money.
(Fixed a minor typo) I asked my dad, "Hey dad could you lend me $50 for gas while I look for a job?" He asked, "Don't you have a job?" I replied,…
A Long one..
Guy goes into a bar, gets a beer, sits at a table. Place is quiet, just a drunken old guy on a stool at the end of the bar. A few seconds…
Nailed the interview… kinda
Interviewer: Introduce yourself. Interviewee: My father’s name is Laughing, my mother’s name is Smiling… Interviewer: Are you kidding? Interviewee: No, he’s my cousin. I’m Joking! Joke Poo: Applied for the Job… Fecesly…
What do you call it when a rocket scientist uses an outhouse in the middle of winter?
An ICBM Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a botanist uses fertilizer after a long, hard day…
So Yeshiva University has a rowing team, and every meet they come in dead last. Meet after meet, they always come in last.
So they decide to send a spy to Harvard to see how their team trains. The spy returns from Harvard and the entire team gathers around to hear the report. "Well," the…