#247 Okay, here’s a new joke, inspired by the numbered joke and focusing on the element of unexpected content: Title: Joke Poo I’ve got a joke I don’t think most of you…
Author: Joke Poo
My friend asked for help transporting organs so I rented a truck to help him.
Turns out he just wanted to borrow my large ice chest. Original Joke: My friend asked for help transporting organs so I rented a truck to help him. Turns out he just…
A farmer goes out to cut, split and stack firewood.
After several hours of hard work with chainsaw and log-splitter, he has cords of wood stacked all along one wall of the farmhouse. As he is finishing up, he notices an elderly…
I don’t have a joke, just a sad story…
A lot of people don't know this, but actor Sean Connery and his wife divorced shortly after a tragically confusing incident in bed one night when (after watching a movie and enjoying…
A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar and sits on a barstool. He sighs. "Bartender, give me something strong. I need to forget my troubles. My wife is sick, the kids won't call…
Parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me…
A trans woman sitting at a bar and complaining about her job.
The customers are so mean! I have a name tag and everything but they all just keep referring to me as 'male lady' no matter what I do!" "I fucking hate working…
I asked my friend if it was okay for us both to be digging for ore at the same time.
"Don't mine if I do" was his reply. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Dilemma I asked my neighbor if it was alright for us to both fertilize our gardens with manure at the…
I love discussing Japanese poetry with my pet pigeon.
I say, “Hi.” He says “Coo.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I adore debating the merits of abstract expressionism with…
What is faster than the escalator??
An escasooner!!! Joke Poo: Title: What’s Faster Than a Zoom Call? A Zoom-ba-by! Alright, let’s dive into this joke! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What is faster than the escalator?” – This sets up…