Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The…
Author: Joke Poo
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard…
Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW: Big Money Wasted CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
The Garden
John is in prison and he gets a letter from his father, who is getting up in years. His father says he doesn't know how he's going to prepare the garden this…
My friend got fired from her job for being a company Whistleblower
She was discovered by the CEO’s wife, Mrs. Whistle Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Yard Sale My neighbor…
Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:
You stumble across a hand-held video camera with the hands still attached. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Island Delivery Something you really don’t…
Two women talking in a restaurant
First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror. Second woman: How did it go? First woman: It was going great…
I went to Whole Foods today, and was really impressed with the variety.
I had never been there before, and I always thought it would just be things like bagels, donuts, Cheerios, maybe some Swiss cheese… (Apologies, this joke only works verbally.) Joke Poo: The…
I wanted to spice up my love life…
… so I filled my sex doll up with helium. Now, the sex is fantastic. But her voice is so fucking annoying. Joke Poo: I wanted to fertilize my sad little garden……
Did you hear about the German cannibal?
He loved eating Hamburgers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original German Cannibal joke: Title: Joke Poo – The French Flora Enthusiast Did you hear about the French gardener?…