A Famous gorilla at a zoo in Denmark died , conseqently the zoo started losing money , for He was a crowd puller. To make matters worse , they have no natural…
Author: Joke Poo
What do you call a redditor using another account to upvote themselves?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, based on your chameleon joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a politician who keeps reversing their stance on crucial…
Dad Joke: What do you call it when the waiter brings you the wrong cut of meat?
A misteak Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing on the original “misteak” joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when your dog buries his poop in the garden?…
A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says “humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.
The cat smiled and says "You know, you are not going to win this one" Original Joke: A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with…
A guy on a long-haul flight is desperate to use the bathroom.
The men’s room is occupied, and he’s doing the potty dance in the aisle. A sympathetic stewardess whispers, "Look, I’ll let you use the ladies' room, but you must promise: Do not…
I keep trying to send emails with photos to my ex from 10 years ago
I think I have attachment issues. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: I Keep Flushing I keep trying to flush the toilet after eating…
What is the difference…
…between the genealogist and the gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree, the gynecologist looks up the family bush. Joke Poo: What’s the Difference… What’s the difference between a paleontologist and…
Historians continue to uncover details about the knights of King Arthur’s court. Recently discovered knights include Arthur’s abstract painter and Jamaican priest…
Sir Real and Sir Mon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Arthurian knight joke: Joke Poo: Unhygienic Habits Archaeologists have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing previously unknown members of a…
Two liners?
Ok, my old scoutmaster used to tell a bunch of these, I am gonna post the ones I remember. What do you have different? Did I tell you the one about the…
Three men from the backwoods of Oklahoma were visiting New York city.
After getting off the bus they made they're way to central park to see the sights. While at the park they happened upon a couple vigorously demonstrating their deep love for one…