And says to the bartender "5 beers, please". Joke Poo: The Binary Banker A Silicon Valley coder walks into a bank and holds up one finger. The teller, jaded after years of…
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braid stays where it is
An old Grandpa is travelling on a crowded, bumpy state transport bus. Sitting directly in front of him is a middle-aged woman with a very long, thick Indian braid. Because the seats…
How did the AI end up in jail?
It got CAPTCHA-d Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI in jail joke: Joke Poo: How did the compost end up smelling so bad? It got manure-verridden! Alright, let’s break…
A guy runs out of petrol
A guy is driving along in the middle of nowhere when he suddenly runs out of petrol. He's stranded on the side the road when a bee buzzes along and notices him….
Now that the 25-year statute of limitations is up..
I can safely admit that it was I who let the dogs out. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Expiration Date Now that the 3-second rule has expired… I can safely admit…
There was a Biblical scholar named Bob that also was an amazing public speaker…
…and he got booked to give a talk on the topic of his choice in a church in a nearby city. A few weeks before the talk, his wife asked him what…
How did the nun pull her lightsaber?
Force of habit. Joke Poo: How did the plumber unclog the toilet? Pipe dream. Okay, let’s break down this nun/lightsaber joke and then try to spin off some humor. Joke Dissection: Core…
Did you hear about extreme camping?
It's in-tents Okay, here’s a joke based on your original, attempting to maintain the punny/surprising twist structure: Joke Poo: Did you hear about the overworked plumber? It’s all clogged up with a…
How can you convert dollars to pounds?
By visiting McDonalds Joke Poo: How to Make a Royal Flush Original Joke: How can you convert dollars to pounds? By visiting McDonalds New Joke: How can you create a royal flush…
What is it called when you thrown a nun out of the monastery?
Nun-chucks. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What is it called when you throw a nun out of the monastery? Nun-chucks. Joke Poo: What do you call a group of pigeons who start a…