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Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

A combination of skill and luck, i won every time.

Badly scratched, but won.

Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that takes the original and gives it a… fresh twist:

Joke Poo

Back when I was a dog walker, I made extra money with illegal poop fights. A combination of strategic treats and territorial marking, my dog won every time.

Heavily processed, but won.

Alright, let’s dive into this feathery fistfight of a joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: Juxtaposition and a misleading setup leading to a surprising (and dark) punchline. We expect the mathematician to be making money through tutoring, complex calculations, or academic research. Instead, we get illegal cock fights.
  • Misdirection: The phrase “skill and luck” builds anticipation of mathematical prowess translating to gambling success.
  • Punchline/Twist: The final two lines reveals that the speaker isn’t managing the cockfights, they are the cock. This subverts expectations in a somewhat absurdist way.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected and silly scenario, plus a touch of morbid humor related to animal fighting. The reader’s mind fills the absurd scene of a person competing in cockfights.

Key Elements & Related Facts:

  • Mathematics: Let’s grab a fun math fact. Did you know that there are more ways to arrange a deck of 52 cards than there are atoms on Earth? This is because 52 factorial (52!) is a huge number.
  • Illegal Cockfights: Cockfighting is illegal in all 50 U.S. states and many countries. This makes the joke slightly edgy and plays on the idea of rule-breaking. There is also a deep well of research on the practice in countries where it is legal.
  • Cock(erel): Male chickens are known for their aggressive tendencies and brightly colored plumage.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s build on this with a “Did you know?” style observation, followed by a new joke:

Did you know?: While the original joke highlights the surprising intersection of mathematics and… poultry-based pugilism, real mathematicians have made surprising contributions to the field of game theory. John Nash, the subject of A Beautiful Mind, for example, helped develop the Nash Equilibrium, a concept crucial to understanding strategic interactions, though I bet even he would have a hard time predicting which rooster would be victorious on any given day.

New Joke:

I was applying for a grant to study mathematical models of cockfighting dynamics.

The grant committee said, “We like the research, but we’re concerned about the ethical implications.”

I told them, “Don’t worry, I’ve already developed a ‘chicken run’ algorithm to ensure no fowl play.”

Explanation of New Joke:

This joke builds on the initial premise, adding an element of wordplay (“fowl play”) and a further layer of absurdity. The “chicken run” algorithm is a humorous euphemism for ensuring the chickens are treated humanely (while simultaneously being involved in a brutal competition), furthering the incongruity. It also pokes fun at the seriousness of grant applications and ethical considerations in research.

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