The bartender tells him : "20 dollars !" Guy is shocked – "20 ? yesterday it was only 2 dollars!" "Well, today it is 20 dollars." "But why 20, damn it?" Bar…
Category: Bartender
A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
The bartender yells "Hey, what's with the bear ?" The caveman replies, "Bear with me." "Huh", scoffs the bartender "Why don't you just let in another bear ?" "No" replies the caveman…
The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
A cowboy rides into a new town and stops at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the locals have a habit of messing with strangers and when he's finished, he…
The Bubonic Plague, Covid and HIV walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Joke Poo: The Programming Bugs NullPointerException, BufferOverflow, and MemoryLeak walk into a bar. The bartender sighs and asks, “Seriously? And you’re…
A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half, then cut them in half again and put them in a pint glass until it was filled halfway up, and sat it…
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-oid. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100.
The barman asks, "Do you want to have a go?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
Pirate Captain
The one-eyed captain of a pirate ship attacks a brightly lit cargo ship at night. As soon as they reach the ship, the pirates immediately start jumping across. The first shot is…