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Category: Bartender

A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

As it often went in these parts, the locals had a habit of giving strangers a hard time. When he finished his drink, he stepped outside to find his horse had vanished….

[NSFW] A drunk and a priest

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…

Two men drinking in a bar

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…

Man sits down at the bar and orders…

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…

A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Each time, the bartender recognizes him and refuses to serve him. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself down on…

A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

After he got it, he took the olive out and put it on the napkin. Then he ordered another and did the same thing. After a couple of hours, he had a…

An Irish man walks into a bar

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sits down and says “three Irish whiskeys please”. The bartender serves him the three Irish whiskeys as requested. A week later the same Irish man enters the bar and orders the…

Doctor O’Reilly

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dr. Fingal O'Reilly likes to have a little drink after work every now and then. So he walks into the Bearded Goose to chat with his friend Richard and have his usual….

A man stops off at a bar after work

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He'd had a long day and wanted a quick drink before going home. As he walks up to the bar, it dawns on him. He's in a gay bar! Not a problem,…

A blonde walked into a bar

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

She asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave it to her Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Query A librarian walked into a research lab. She asked for a grant proposal with…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.

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