As it often went in these parts, the locals had a habit of giving strangers a hard time. When he finished his drink, he stepped outside to find his horse had vanished….
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[NSFW] A drunk and a priest
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…
Two men drinking in a bar
Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…
Man sits down at the bar and orders…
A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…
A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors
Each time, the bartender recognizes him and refuses to serve him. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself down on…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
After he got it, he took the olive out and put it on the napkin. Then he ordered another and did the same thing. After a couple of hours, he had a…
An Irish man walks into a bar
He sits down and says “three Irish whiskeys please”. The bartender serves him the three Irish whiskeys as requested. A week later the same Irish man enters the bar and orders the…
Doctor O’Reilly
Dr. Fingal O'Reilly likes to have a little drink after work every now and then. So he walks into the Bearded Goose to chat with his friend Richard and have his usual….
A man stops off at a bar after work
He'd had a long day and wanted a quick drink before going home. As he walks up to the bar, it dawns on him. He's in a gay bar! Not a problem,…
A blonde walked into a bar
She asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave it to her Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Query A librarian walked into a research lab. She asked for a grant proposal with…