"Hey you two, im going to need to see your id." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Ego and Superego joke: Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet and the…
Category: Bartender
3 golf clubs walk into a bar. The Putter orders a beer, the Wedge orders a whisky. The Bartender asks the 3rd one if he wants anything.
He replies, "No thanks, I'm the Driver," Joke Poo: 3 rolls of toilet paper walk into a public restroom. The 2-ply orders some fancy hand soap, the Quilted orders a warm air…
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender says, "How did you do that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the snake joke: Joke Poo: The Anxious Cloud An anxious cumulonimbus cloud drifts into…
An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with CEO’s Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage and decides to bully the old man. "Hey old geezer that damage is gonna cost $50k to fix. Either you give me…
A guy and his dog walk into a bar
The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t allow dogs in here.” The guy tells him, “This is no ordinary dog. This dog can TALK!” The bartender rolls his eyes, so the man says,…
An oldies but a goodie. Also known as #829
A big-game hunter comes intae a wee inn in the Highlands, an’ he says tae the barman, “Laddie, I’ve hunted lions, tigers, an’ elephants. Whit beast hae ye got in Scotland for…
A Roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a Martinus
The barman, confused, inquires: "Perhaps you meant to say Martini?" The centurion responds begrudgingly: "Surely, if I wanted 2 drinks I would have said so" Joke Poo: A Martian Walks In A…
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars". The man replies, "Who said anything about money?" A lawyer…
A guy shout to bartender: “Quick, give me double shot of whiskey, and hurry up, till it starts!”
Astonished bartender obey, guy downs whiskey and shout: "Seems it not started yet, give me another double shot!" Barmen complies, guy drinks and barmen say to him: "Dunno what have to start,…
A calvinist walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and greets another man. They are talking and one man says that he is a calvinist. The other punches him in the face repeatedly. The first…