She asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave it to her Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Query A librarian walked into a research lab. She asked for a grant proposal with…
Category: Bartender
Once there was a regional darts champion, who found that his darts flew with even greater accuracy after he’d had a drink or two.
Unfortunately, all of his local mates quickly learned to never wager against him, especially if he had been drinking. One night, he arrived at the pub to find a stranger standing on…
A gnome, a leprechaun, and a dwarf walk into a bar…
The bartender grinned as they each climbed up on the bar and formed a line. "What is this?" He asked. "Some kind of joke?" The gnome jumped, slugged him on the chin,…
A man goes into a bar
He orders 8 beers and has them lined up on th e bar. He drinks the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th beer. Barman asks if he okay? Guy replies , Yes mate….
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
What does a German order in a cocktail bar?
Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…
A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The bartender hands him a shot and says, "That's the Spirit!". Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A gardener is meticulously tending…
A Duck walks into a pub..
He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…
So a gorilla walks into a bar …
He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a pint, and says, "That'll be $10." The gorilla pays, and starts drinking. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get…
A Russian walks into a bar and orders 3 double vodkas
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" "My son started wearing an I Stand With Putin t-shirt. Since then, he's been beaten, spat at, and had bottles thrown at him several times." The bartender…