A man walks into a bar and greets another man. They are talking and one man says that he is a calvinist. The other punches him in the face repeatedly. The first…
Category: Bartender
a pirate walks into a bar
the bartender notices he has a peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye the bartender pours him a beer and asks, “what’s the story…
[Graphic] The bartender and the back room
A friend of mine told me this joke many many years ago in Sicily. There was a small bar in a small town in Sicily where a few older men spent their…
A guy walks into a bar with a talking dog. He bets $100 the dog can answer questions.
“What’s on top of a house?” — “Roof!” “How does sandpaper feel?” — “Rough!” “Who’s the greatest baseball player?” — “Ruth!” The bartender kicks them out. Outside, the dog looks at the…
The Joke Within A Joke
So this guy is learning to be a standup comic, and he gets his mother to be his test audience: "So here's the joke, Mom. Two tourists are walking down the street…
A Christian, Jew, Muslim and Hindu walk into a bar…
The Hindu says, “Um, I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Okay, I’ll take that joke and run with it. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Programmers’ Dilemma Four programmers, one proficient in…
What did the cashier say when you’re leaving the store?
Good buy! Joke Poo: What did the plumber say after unclogging the overflowing toilet? “Good… flush!” Alright, let’s dissect this punny joke! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What did the cashier say when you’re…
A blind man walks into a bar
He also walks into a table and chairs Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: A Sleepwalking Dentist A sleepwalking dentist walks into a patient’s…
A man goes to hell
A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….