After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”, the bartender yells out….
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I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
We just clicked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Fiber Optics”: Title: Fiber Optics I sat next to this broadband technician on a plane,…
Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
One says to the other, "I don't want to be so fluffy and stuck down here. I want to be light and wispy and way up high!" The other replies, "I get…
A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
when he called the young female bartender back and said: “Miss, right now ah really could do with a piece of ass.” “Hell, the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” she exclaimed….
A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
As it often went in these parts, the locals had a habit of giving strangers a hard time. When he finished his drink, he stepped outside to find his horse had vanished….
[NSFW] A drunk and a priest
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…
Two men drinking in a bar
Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…
Man sits down at the bar and orders…
A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…
A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors
Each time, the bartender recognizes him and refuses to serve him. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself down on…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
After he got it, he took the olive out and put it on the napkin. Then he ordered another and did the same thing. After a couple of hours, he had a…