The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…
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A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…
Guy walks into a bar with his emotional support alligator
The bartender says they only allow service animals, not emotional support animals wearing a $25 yellow vest you can buy on Etsy. On top of that, it’s dangerous to others. So the…
What did the shoelace say when it became untied?
Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…
A thesaurus walks into a bar…
A thesaurus strolls into a bar. A thesaurus ambles into a bar. A thesaurus strides into a bar. A thesaurus steps into a bar. A thesaurus jogs into a bar. A thesaurus…
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
The first one orders a beer. The second orders 1/2 a beer. The third one orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender quickly catches on, pours two beers and says "You guys need…
Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
“Why would I need another empty glass?”, responded the client. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled: Joke Poo: Programmer’s Predicament Tech Support looking at the programmer’s crashing code on the screen:…
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard…
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…