Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…
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A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
A rope walks into a bar…
The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up…
What a coincidence
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…
A grizzly-looking man—well-built, with guns hanging from his waist—walks into a tavern.
He heads straight to the bartender, orders three shots, and downs them one after the other. He scans the room, and the people shift uncomfortably. The tension is thick. Then, without a…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
She asks for a glass of cold water and an ashtray. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the smoking hot woman joke, playing on the expectation of the…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…
A man is at a bar, chatting with the bartender, when the topic of sex comes up.
This guy, drunk off his ass on Blue Moon beer, accidentally confesses that he is a pervert who likes to cum in other people's food without them knowing. He says he does…
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…