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Big deal.

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two guys are walking down the street.
The first one says, “Yesterday I ran into someone I hadn’t seen in almost 30 years!”
The second one replies, “Big deal. Last week I met someone I’ve never seen in my life!”

Joke Poo: Big Flea

Two fleas are hopping across a dog.

The first flea brags, “Yesterday, I bit the fattest, juiciest dog I’d never bitten before!”

The second flea scoffs, “Big flea. Last week, I bit a dog that hadn’t even been born yet!“

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Core Elements:

  • Setup: Two guys having a casual conversation.
  • First Guy’s Claim: A common, relatable experience – reconnecting with someone after a long time. The implication is that this is a significant or noteworthy event.
  • Punchline/Reversal: The second guy’s statement one-ups the first guy’s, but does so through absurdity. It takes the concept of “meeting someone” to its most literal extreme, highlighting the mundane and obvious fact that you meet everyone you’ve never met before.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor lies in the unexpected exaggeration and the shift in perspective. It’s a play on the implicit social pressure to impress with anecdotes.

Interesting Tidbit/Factoid to Leverage:

Let’s focus on the idea of recognizing people after a long time. Here’s a fact: Humans can recognize familiar faces even after decades, but our brains are remarkably bad at accurately identifying strangers from brief encounters. This is why witness testimony can be so unreliable.

New Comedic Material:

Option 1: Witty Observation

“Meeting someone you haven’t seen in 30 years is a poignant reminder of time’s relentless march. Meeting someone you’ve never seen before? That’s just Tuesday. Though, statistically, one of them might be your doppelganger. And wouldn’t that be awkward to explain to the cops when he robs a bank.”

Option 2: “Did You Know?” with a Twist:

“Did you know that the human brain can still recognize a familiar face after 30 years? It’s amazing! Unless, of course, that person has undergone extensive plastic surgery and now bears a striking resemblance to Nicolas Cage. Then you’re just guessing. And probably should just play it cool.”

Option 3: A Related Joke

Two scientists are arguing about facial recognition.

The first one says, “Our AI can identify a person even if they’ve only seen a partial image of their face!”

The second scoffs, “Big deal. Our AI can identify someone it’s never seen before! We just feed it the entire population database.”

Explanation of why these work:

  • They build on the central themes of the original joke – recognition, identity, and the pressure to one-up each other.
  • They introduce a new layer of humor by adding a bit of factual information (or the illusion of factual information).
  • They use the same kind of reversal and exaggeration present in the original joke.

The key is to take the underlying concept and push it in a slightly different direction, while maintaining the same comedic tone and structure.

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