Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

Bodybuilders don’t get heart attacks

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

They just train their heart to failure.

Joke Poo: Software Developers Don’t Get Writers Block

They just refactor their code until it “writes” itself.

Okay, let’s break down this joke.

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “Bodybuilders don’t get heart attacks.” – This establishes a seemingly positive or counter-intuitive premise. It plays on the common association of bodybuilders with health and physical prowess.
  • Punchline: “They just train their heart to failure.” – This subverts the initial expectation by revealing a darker, more ironic truth about the extreme nature of bodybuilding. It uses the term “train to failure,” which is common in bodybuilding, but applies it literally to the heart.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the irony and double entendre. The phrase “train to failure” has a specific meaning in the gym, but applied to the heart, it becomes quite ominous. The joke juxtaposes the image of peak physical fitness with a potentially fatal outcome.

Key Elements:

  • Bodybuilding: The culture of extreme physical exertion, muscle building, and potentially dangerous practices.
  • Heart Attacks: A serious and often fatal medical condition.
  • “Train to Failure”: A common bodybuilding technique where you push your muscles to the point of exhaustion in a set.
  • Irony/Juxtaposition: The core humor is derived from the contrast between perceived health and the reality of potential danger.

Humorous Enrichment & New Material:

Let’s use these elements to craft a new joke and a “Did You Know” factoid.

New Joke:

Why did the bodybuilder break up with his cardiologist?

Because he kept telling him to “train to success,” and that just wasn’t hardcore enough for his gains!

Analysis of the new joke:

  • It uses the setup of a relationship/conflict scenario.
  • It exploits the dedication of a bodybuilder.
  • It uses the term “train to success” as a contrasting opposite of “train to failure.”

Amusing “Did You Know” Factoid:

Did you know that the first official “Mr. Olympia” winner, Larry Scott, advocated for a high-protein diet, which is still a staple in bodybuilding today? Ironically, studies now suggest that while protein is crucial for muscle growth, excessive protein intake without sufficient fiber can actually increase the risk of cardiovascular issues, potentially defeating the whole point of all that gym time… making his training not only “to failure”, but to “cardio failure”.

Analysis of the “Did You Know” Factoid:

  • It incorporates a real fact about bodybuilding history (Larry Scott and high-protein diets).
  • It highlights the potential for unintended negative consequences within the seemingly health-focused world of bodybuilding.
  • It uses the term “to failure” at the end.

These examples build upon the original joke’s core elements – the intensity of bodybuilding, the risk of heart problems, and the ironic contrast between the pursuit of physical perfection and actual health risks – to create new comedic material.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme